
~Intro1
^Ah, hello! You're the newest hire aren't you? Cool.
I'm sure you've signed the NDA by now...
So... welcome to Test Tube Titans!
&Intro2

~Intro2
^All those giant monsters that have been showing up unexplained out there in the world? 
That's us... we make them right here!
&Intro3

~Intro3
^Don't worry though, you'll be safe here.
It's actually a pretty cool job.
Do you have any questions about any of this?
>What are these monsters even for?=Intro4-1
>Who is funding this operation?=Intro4-2
>What am I supposed to do here exactly?=Intro4-3
>No questions, thanks.=Intro5

~Intro3r
^Any other questions?
>What are these monsters even for?=Intro4-1
>Who is funding this operation?=Intro4-2
>What am I supposed to do here exactly?=Intro4-3
>No questions, thanks.=Intro5

~Intro4-1
^Well... uh. They're important for a lot of things. Like protecting people!
You know. They're big and strong and nearly unstoppable. Probably pretty handy in a fight. We're still prototyping, but things have been coming along nicely.
&Intro3r

~Intro4-2
^Hm, well, we have a board of directors, and they oversee development and tell us scientists what to do. I think they gather funding from a few private investors. I don't really know the business side of things to be honest.
&Intro3r

~Intro4-3
^Well, you'll be responsible for creating new titans here in the lab.
And then when you're ready, you'll be conducting field tests in the real world to make sure your titans are strong enough. It's all pretty straight-forward.
&Intro3r

~Intro5
^Okay cool...
Just a tip, don't ask too many questions.
I mean, yes, I know what we're doing here seems crazy, but at the same time we need to think about the future, right?
>True! It's important work.=Intro6-1
>I'd rather be in here than out there.=Intro6-2

~Intro6-1
^Obviously our tests don't come without sacrifice. 
But that's the cost of progress, and uh... future generations will be safer thanks to our ingenuity...
&Intro7

~Intro6-2
^That too! The world is a dangerous place, even before we started sending out the titans...
Stick with it and I think you'll start to see we're doing truly important work...
&Intro7

~Intro7
^I'm sure you'll figure it out. 
Do you really think we'd all be working here if we didn't see the practical applications that will ultimately make the world a better place?
That's why we're here!
&Intro8

~Intro8
^Anyway, I should get back to work...
Good talking to you.
Maybe see you around!
