Escape Room

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What..? Where am I..? Did I blackout again? I don't remember drinking that much... At least not this time. [[drunk]]

This doesn't seem like a pub. Not one I would like to go at least. [[enthusiast]]

Ahhhhh... You guuuuysssss... How'd you know I wanted to go to a nostalgic? escape room gaaaame! Thank you guyyyyssssss [[smart]]

What? ... An escape room? And wait aren't your birthday like ... next month? [[drunk1]]

Of course we thought about it babe. We know you love early birthday presents! <wink> [[ai]]

Birthdays? ... What? ... Did that memory wipe like wiped out too much maybe? Well dear humans "This" is not an escape room but your "Home" for the rest of your lives. [[enthusiast1]]

There even is an talking AI! Wow you guys you didn't need to go that faaar! This must've cost you like A LOT! [[drunk2]]

You know I wouldn't spare no expanses for my cutesy pie. Riiiiight my angry pieeee? [[smart1]]

First of all YOU cannot adress me as your "angry pie" or whatever! [[smart2]]

Aaand if I was any pie I would have been an apple pie cause you know, I love apples. Simple as that. But don't you dare adress me as that as well! [[drunk3]]

Well don't you know how to recieve a fucking compliment. "Angry" was just for teasing and "Pie" means I find you cure so take the fucking compliment. You won't find much from me again don't you worry! [[smart3]]

Sure . . . [[enthusiast2]]

Don't you fight again! Not on my pre-birthday! [[ai1]]

Ahhh humans . . . You tell them they are gonna live in a 10 square meter romm for the rest of their lives and they fight over meaningless words among themselves. [[ai2]]

Even thought you thought this was an "Escape Game" You are not looking for a way to escape. What a bunch of dum dums you all are! HAAHHHAAAHA [[enthusiast3]]

The definetely not evil sounding but helpful AI is right you guuys. This kinda games are timed most the time. (Hehehe two "times" in the same senrence.) If we get into leader board maybe we get your money baack! Let's start searching and solving! [[drunk4]]

You are definetely right dear <enthusiat>. Let's get started and finish quickly so we can get to the AFTERPAARTEEEE! [[enthusiast4]]

There is even an after party! Wooooow amaziiiing! [[ai3]]

(Oh my supercomputer! Whhyy . . . why did I mention that? I always do that. Why do I always do that?) [[ai4]]

Like you can find something to escape this room HAH! [[Taunt shy]] [[Taunt enthusiast]]

Even if there is a way to escape and I ASSURE you there isn't. You two dummkopfs over there really cannot do it without <smart> over there and she will not be in any condition to help I assure you! [[ai8]]

Even if there is a way to escape and I ASSURE you there isn't. Do you really think you can concentrate on anything while she is constantly shouting in that annoying high pitched voice of hers? Really? [[enthusiast5]]

Personally generated unique insults . . . Just incredible! [[ai5]]

Ah for supercomputer's sake! Come oooon! This should have been torture for you not for me. [[smart4]]

<whispers> Well I feel you . . . [[enthusiast6]]

Thank you for reminding us to look for stuff again Mx. AI. But you don't need to remind us again and agaaain. I'd like to enjoy my birthday gift throughly. We don't really need any refunds or prizes righy you guys? [[drunk5]]

Well actually it would have been nice... [[ai6]]

Yeah sure a wimp, a drunk and a big mouth definitely can accomplish things! [[enthusiast7]]

I SAID WE DON'T NEED MORE ENCOURAGEMENT MX. AI! [[ai7]]

Are you sure that one is the pastry with emotionally unstable fillings drunky? [[drunk6]]

Don't get mad pumpkin I know that AI got boring too fast. Let's just get this game over with. [[enthusiast8]]

AAAAALLLLRIIIGGHT! Let's get started and prove this idiot AI wrong! [[drunk7]]

(Well why am I even bothering they can never get out. They didn't even notice the key pieces I forgot to remove to exit the room) [[Remember the Puzzle Box you forgot to remove]] [[Remember the Word Play you forgot to remove]]

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How many times must I say don't Mx. me please. [[drunk8]]

Just say babe, pumpkin, boo, dear, baby bear, kitty, puppy oooor peaches, fruity loops . . . [[aiChoice]]

Cause you understand the situation unlike these bouffons, right? And you are too afraid to speak up. You cannot explain the situation to them. They won't understand you. They won't take you seriously. They never will. [[ai9]]

Even if they would, you never could have told them. HAH! You telling a situation with more than 2 sentences, yeah like that would ever happen! You are stuck here you will NEVER leave! [[drunk9]]

Haahahhaaaha seems like it really know you well "ANGRY" pie! [[smart5]]

DO NOT CALL ME THAT! [[smart6]]

Well AI, for some reason they coded you to show emotion. And from that I can conclude that you are afraid of something. [[smart7]]

And that something I can work with. I can also see that you can make mistakes. Which you already did a couple and also I am sure you made much more before. Those I can work with, those I can beat you with, those you are afraid of! [[ai10]]

. . . <nervous> . . . [[enthusiast9]]

You show that definitely not trying to encourage us with those speeches AI gal. [[ai11]]

Mistakes ... Funny. Good luck with that "Angrypie" [[smart8]]

Oh now you've made it! [[smart9]]

And shut up "birthday girl" and start playing the game and look around! [[enthusiast10]]

Allllrighy boss! Let's beat this game! [[aiChoice]]