Escape_Room

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(But, but they didn't have any speakers. How can they make an alarm? They don't even have speakers. Why, why is this always happen to me?) [[ai]]

It is the alarm for the torture hour humans. My second favorite hour of the day. After dismembering hour ofcourse. Now enjoy the wave of heat coming from my own self circuits. Oh, the double relieve. [[enthusiast]]

The room gives and gives, now the sauna experience. What a luxurious place this is. [[smart]]

Why would we need to hear that alarm? Something's fishy here. [[enthusiast1]]

Is it this can of salmon? Hahaah! It has a big "S" on the can for salmon. [[drunk]]

Ah, daaamn now we have to strip a bit in this definetely uncomfortable heat. How sad I am no one can imagine! [[smart1]]

A big letter you say. Might that be another puzzle <enthusiasty>? [[enthusiast2]]

Uhhh, uhhhh the other cans also has some letters <smarty>. It might be another puzzle! [[drunk1]]

Might there be any breakfast beer in that pile maybe? [[Taunt <drunky>]] [[Taunt <smarty>]]

I didn't think I would need to further incapacitate your ability of complex thinking <drunky>. So, I didn't put any beers in, but I am sure if you want enough, you'll have enough time to ferment anything. [[drunk4]]

<smarty> you definition of thinking too much. [[ai1]]

Even if it is a puzzle about letters, why would I, a super intelligent AI, put such a puzzle on mere food cans? [[ai2]]

A much simpler explonation is as <enthusiasty> said they just represent the contents of the cans human nothing more. Maybe she might be the smart one of the group after all. [[smart2]]

Some parts of how you are coded are just mind boggling Mx. AI. Long and elaborate sentences are a big sign of people who lie. [[smart3]]

Really interesting. If I had time I would have liked to examine your inner workings. [[ai3]]

NO. Even the thought of it is violating! [[smart4]]

Sorry! Let's ... Let's just focus on the cans and letters guys. Again sorry Mx. AI. [[smart5]]

...Mmmm so, what are the letters you found <enthusiasty>? ... [[enthusiast3]]

I found "S" which is salmon, "D" is duck I guess, "O" must be olives, "C" is either cheese or chocolate. I hope its chocolate, who can live in an AI invaded world without chocolate. [[smart6]]

Actually they are chocolate and some of them are coffee. Contrary to what you said <smarty> we tried those who had chocolate and coffee in their diets lived through torture almost twice as long. [[enthusiast4]]

I don't think they put chocolate in cans for us. You know they are not actually necessary for us to live. [[ai4]]

I love you more and more every second Mx. AI. [[smart7]]

Please continue <enthusiasty>. [[enthusiast5]]

Let me have a moment god dang it what is the rush. Enjoy the moment get your money's worth. "R", "I", "N" and "E" are the remaining letters. Happy now? [[smart8]]

I will try to do so next time, sorry. The letters are S-D-O-C-R-I-N-E, that's (CLINK) ... What was that sound? [[enthusiast6]]

(CLINK) I opened a can of chocolate for some chocolate and now the "R" can to see what it stands for. Which is rice if you are wondering. [[drunk2]]

Did the cans opened with a melody or am I crazy? [[smart9]]

They definetely did. It must be for a sound activated device of some sort. I really don't get why you put these things in an "unescapable" room Mx. AI not at all. [[ai5]]

You try getting canned food for your experiment subjects while a song is stuck in your circuits for a month and then we'll talk about why. [[smart10]]

A song you say ... that narrows it down, thanks. [[enthusiast7]]

Don't help us too much Mx. AI, we can do it ourselves. [[smart11]]

A song ... with those letters ... what could it be ... ? [[ai6]]

If you think any of you would now any music I enjoy THINK AGAIN. I am just starting to browse music from hundreds of years before your births and ofcourse listening chronologically. [[drunk3]]

Give us ideas about what to listen at the party after we beat your game or just shut up so we can listen to the melody you empty can of an AI. [[ai7]]

I will definetely take these insults into consideration for your next torture hour Mx. <drunk>. [[smart12]]

... consideration ... game ... think again ... <enthusiasty> isn't there a game with a catchy music from the 2000s named "Reconsider". Can you manage to open the cans in that order please? [[enthusiast8]]

(CLINK CLANK CLINK CLANK) [[enthusiast9]]

. . . (CLOOONK) . . . [[smart13]]

That was easy thanks for all the help Mx. AI. Hope you will be more careful next time, I'd like at least a bit of a challange. [[ai8]]

(Supercomputer damn it, just shut your speakers up Artifishy, just sussh. Next time not one word from your speakers, not even an impulse from your circuits ...) [[End Scene]]

I don't think we'll stay that long. You ... artificial unintelligence, you! [[smart14]]

Great come back! Shouldn't we learn what all the cans are before thinking about what kind of alcohol you are going to make though? [[drunk5]]

Sure. Is there an "F" there <enthusiasty> for "Fuck you, <smarty>". [[enthusiast10]]

I am sorry, but doesn't seem so. [[enthusiast11]]

Don't start swearing again. For that one word your punishment is ... you are gonna find and count all the letters on these cans on your own! [[drunk6]]

How can I say "no" to my lovely birthday girl? [[enthusiast12]]

(chuckles) [[drunk7]]

But I am gonna do it my way. "S" is not for salmon. It is for sangria! Some "E"s for eggnogs, "C" for me is cuba libre, but it's your birthday and for you I'll make it your favourite cosmopolitan! [[enthusiast13]]

I was just thinking about iiiiiit! You know me soooo well <drunky>. It's like we are ... bestieeees. No offense <smarty>. [[drunk8]]

Yeah ... besties ... "D" is dirty martini which it seems, only I can see. [[drunk9]]

"N" is for New York sour like the situation right now. "O" is for old fashioned I guess again like me. [[smart15]]

Come on <drunky>. You know she is always like that I don't even think she knows what you are talking about. I don't even know if she can feel that interested in anyone. I don't think she knows or cares how to. [[drunk10]]

This is part of the technique babe. You don't need to get jealous all of a sudden. (blows a kiss) [[smart16]]

(sigh) ... My fault for caring about you for even a second. Just keep continuing with your boozes. [[drunk11]]

There is an "R" for simpletons like you who only drink red wine. Also an "I" for Irish whiskey. [[enthusiast14]]

Emmmm ... I already forgot most of the letters. [[drunk12]]

Alright, let me just list them again from my most favorite to my least favorite and you can open the cans as I go along, okey? [[enthusiast15]]

Definetely, sounds fun. I am ready! [[drunk13]]

Cuba Libre, [[enthusiast16]]

(CLANK) [[drunk14]]

Old fashioned, [[enthusiast17]]

(CLANK) [[smart17]]

STOP! [[drunk15]]

New York sour, [[enthusiast18]]

(CLANK) [[smart18]]

I SAID STOP, we might need them later! [[drunk16]]

C'moooon there are lots more. We are having fun. Sangria, Irish Whiskey, [[enthusiast19]]

(CLINK CLANK) Opening them is so satisfying. It is so melodic, almost like a song. [[smart19]]

Yes, yes they are melodic ... but something is missing. [[drunk17]]

Dirty Martini, Eggnog aaaand Red Wine. [[enthusiast20]]

(CLINK CLANK CLONK) [[smart20]]

Can you please put red wine and eggnog to the beginning and open the cans again in that order? [[drunk18]]

Okay, okaaay your favorites can be at the staaart. [[enthusiast21]]

Yeeeey, I get to play agaaaain! [[enthusiast8]]

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