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{A4}Hey, if you’re gonna waste time out there, could you like... bring me a cheeseburger or something?
{A5}Um, so, what’s the real world like? {A4}Never mind, I don’t care.
{A2}This is just the easy stuff, you know. I could fight you with one hand while painting my nails.
{A5}Do you ever see a tree and think it’s looking at you funny?
{A3}This is kinda fun, honestly. Maybe I should get more people to play. Hire a publicist or something.
{A5}I’ve had the shop music stuck in my head forever now. Please stop visiting those.
{A2}Here’s an idea: do a "no attacks, no heals" run! {A3}You just take damage for a while and die. It’ll be fun.
{A4}Sure, let your pet do the heavy lifting. Typical.
{A5}What’s up with all these weird glitches? Did you do this? I don’t remember having quite this many.
{A2}Hey... you should fight a shopkeep. For my amusement.
{A5}Is it weird having a physical body? I bet it’s weird.
{A4}Local gamer drives demon slowly insane, more news at 11...
{A3}Sometimes I just think about cats. {A5}That’s a good few hours of my day, actually.
{A5}I’ve been trying to explain the concept of glitter to people here. It’s surprisingly difficult.
{A7}Do you hear that weird whispering?
{A4}Sometimes I think about opening up a chat box so we can talk. Then I remember that I have no idea how to do that.
{A5}Do you ever feel like you’re a secondary character in your own life?
{A3}I'm sure this character will make a very pretty crest.
{A2}Drop your health potion on the ground! I dare you!
{A4}If I was smart I’d be charging you a quarter every time you play. But I’m not that evil.
{A5}I wonder what ever happened to those developers...
{SKULLBOSS}Hello {W}squishy{W}! Boss said I could say hi! Squish you later!
{A5}Nobody ever wants to hear about my Deep Lore!
{A6}Before you leave your inventory, pick one accessory and take it off.
{A4}You really missed out. I was going places with that Old Man story.