Business Success Prompts Airport Demand

The opening of Sammy's Cigar Store, Laundromat, Ping-Pong Parlor and Reading Room has brought so many new visitors to ^C1 that the city is considering putting in a local airport. The unusual business venture is the result of a lifelong dream of Sammy "Meatmouth" Delmonico, the store's owner.

"Yeah, there's nuttin' I like better than a good stogie, but the wife has complained about the clothes smelling up the joint a bit. So I threw in a laundry for the quick wash, a little ping-pong to keep the wrists loose, and a reading room just so the eggheads don't look down on us. Smart, huh?" says Delmonico. He is considering adding on a delicatessen or a roller coaster in the future.