PONY SWAG LYRICS
100% Guaranteed accurate.  Probably.  Maybe.

(Verse 1 - Swagberg)
This is for my bronies, ain't no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie

Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies!  Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me

Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty

Equestrian swag, oy tards, it's a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype
Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark: six-point star with a boom mic

(Chorus - Swagberg, Maros)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)

Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)

SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

(Verse 2 - Maros)
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me?  Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right

Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's

Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny

Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
never gonna be 20 percent cooler

(Chorus)

(Verse 3 - Swagberg)
Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those

Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something"

Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give shit if you care about parity

(that's I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes

(Chorus)

BAGEL MAFIA 2011