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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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FEMALE EMCEE: Simone is wearing
the Donna Day spring formal.

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The ultimate in stylish
prom wear for the young

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or for the young at heart.

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Ooh!

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The signature Donna Day
youthful lines are accentuated

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with just a touch
of the classic.

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Isn't it lovely?
I've got to buy one.

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- For who?
- (GASPS)

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(GRUNT) What did <i>I</i> do?

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Hmph!

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This little spring ensemble,
modeled appropriately by April,

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is part of the Donna Day
"Crazy Kids" collection.

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CALENDAR GIRL: Beware
the Ides of March.

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- CROWD: The ides of what?
- (GASPS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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Somebody call security!

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(WOMAN CRYING FAINTLY)

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(STRAINING)

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What's the meaning of this?

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Untie me at once, you déclassé.

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Sorry, but you and I
have a date with destiny.

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Your destiny.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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(CROWD CHATTERING)

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Back off, buzzards. We ain't even
taken pictures of the crime scene yet.

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But we heard the kidnapper
left a ransom note.

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Nah, just a page
from an old calendar.

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So, what does it mean?

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It means this Calendar
Girl's days are numbered.

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- Numbered? What do you mean?
- Give us more than that-

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And I'll leave you with the latest
spec designs from Wayne Motors.

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If you want,
call me tonight after the auto show.

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Auto show. Right.

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By the way, I'm supposed to remind you
about Bernie Benson's retirement dinner.

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It's this Friday.

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Bernie's retiring? Why?

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He's 65, Bruce.
That's our mandatory retirement age.

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I thought he was younger.

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Well, sooner or later,
we all start touching up the gray.

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Some people.

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Excuse me, sir. There's a van blocking
both of the passenger loading spaces.

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It's just as well, Alfred.

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I'm gonna have to be dropped off
someplace a little more private.

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Understood, sir.

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Check out this bodywork.

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(APPLAUSE)

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We can't keep the heat
under wraps any longer.

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It sizzles. It smokes.
It's the hot new car for summer.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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It's the Solstice.

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CALENDAR GIRL: Things are
heating up for you, too, Barkley.

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(CROWD GROANING)

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(FIREWORKS SQUEALING)

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Oh, I hope you're
insured, Barkley.

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Barkley,
not staying for the celebration?

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(GROANING)

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(GASPS)

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No! Please!
I'm too young to die.

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Honey, you're never too thin,
and you're never too young.

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BATMAN: Let her go.

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I have no quarrel with her.
She's just another tragic victim.

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(GIRL PANTING)

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I have what I came for.

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(BARKLEY GROANING)

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No, help me! Help!

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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(GROANING)

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CALENDAR GIRL: Trying
to spoil my summer fun?

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(BATMAN GROANS)

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And I thought everyone
liked fireworks.

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(BARKLEY SCREAMING)

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See you in the fall, Batman.

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- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Ahhh!

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Here's all the news items from
both August 7th and April 3rd,

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- dating back 10 years.
- Make it 20.

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My, we're being thorough today.
Okay.

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Now I'm cross-referencing Donna
Day Fashions and Gotham Motors

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for any common names,
places, events...

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(BEEPING)

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Ta-da!

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Who is she? She looks familiar.

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She should.

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Page Monroe. Her face was just
about everywhere for a few years.

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She used to be a spokesmodel

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for a number of major
companies, including-

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Let me guess.
Gotham Motors and Donna Day.

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Right. Until both companies
announced they were dropping her

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in favor of a new
youth-oriented campaign.

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On April 3rd and August 7th.

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I do remember. Pretty girl.

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Don't you mean "woman"?

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She was your age when she
made that commercial, Batboy.

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IRV: Don't worry about a thing.

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I'll get you the part.
The director owes me big-time.

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You'd be surprised the kind
of pull I have in this town.

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BATMAN: Irv Kleinman.

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Hey, what is this?
Costumes are down the hall.

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I have a few questions for you.

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Get lost.
Can't you see I'm in a meeting?

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(GROANING)

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Meeting's been canceled.

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I'd run if I were you.

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Okay, okay. What?

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- Page Monroe.
- Page?

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I used to be her agent.
What about her?

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What happened to her?

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She turned 30.
What are you gonna do?

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- BATGIRL: So you just dumped her?
- Hey, look, I tried to help her.

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After the modeling dried up,
I got her a lead in a sitcom.

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But it never flew.
The network wanted younger demographics.

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- Where is she now?
- Dropped out of sight.

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But there were rumors.

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You know, the surgeon nipped
when he should have tucked.

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Listen, if you let me go,
I can make it worth your while.

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I'm the sole owner
of a major company.

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Help me, and I can promise you

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Gotham Motors will see
that you're taken care of.

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Hey, I made the first
offer, company man.

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- Rag merchant.
- Junk dealer.

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- You know what I want from you two?
- What?

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Quiet!

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The boss is thinking.

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- (GASPS)
- We're ready when you are.

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Idiot!

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(GROANING)

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No one is allowed to see my face.
No one.

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Sorry.

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(FOOTSTEPS FADING)

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(WHISTLING)

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Another season,
another reason for making trouble.

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(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for joining us here today

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for our network's
"Look Into the Future."

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The GWB is staking out
new frontiers this season

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with innovative shows like...

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Model Students, a hard-hitting
drama about three young women

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dealing with the pressures
of modeling school.

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<i>Don't cry, Dana.</i>

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<i>So you weren't picked
for the swimsuit issue.</i>

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<i>It's who you are
inside that counts.</i>

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Oh! (GASPS)

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<i>I love you GUYS-</i>

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<i>You're busted!</i>

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FREDERICK: Teen <i>Cop.</i>

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Inner-city street drama
with a fresh attitude.

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<i>Education rules!</i>

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(CROWD APPLAUSE)

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<i>And Malibu Vets.</i>

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The heartwarming adventures of a group
of young beach-going veterinarians.

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We interrupt this program to
bring you some real entertainment.

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(ENGINE WHIRRING)

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Spring ahead, Freddy boy,

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but fall back!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(WHIRRING STOPS)

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Your show's just been
canceled, Freddy.

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(BEEPING)

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Don't tell me you're starting
to believe your own publicity?

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It's only a TV show.
This is reality.

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(GROANS)

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Garbage pickup, boys.

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(CROWD GASPS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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What's Halloween without a
couple of costumed clowns?

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Trick or treat, Bats.

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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(ALL COUGHING)

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(MIMICKING COUGH)

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Over here!

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CALENDAR GIRL: You shouldn't
have come this way, Batman.

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There's no living in the
past, believe me.

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(RUMBLING)

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(LEAVES RUSTLING)

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(WATER TRICKLING)

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(ROARING)

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Strange, isn't it?

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Dinosaurs have been dead
for millions of years,

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yet they still get
parts in movies.

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It hardly seems fair.

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(BATMAN GROANS)

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(DINOSAUR GROWLING)

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(ROARING)

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(ROARING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(ROPE WHIPPING)

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(STRAINING)

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(GROWLING)

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(BATGIRL PANTING)

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(ROARING)

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- (l_ouo CRASHING)
- (EXPLOSl0NS)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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Thanks.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Come in.

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I'm sorry to disturb
you, Mr. Wayne,

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but I wanted to hand in my
final report a little early

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to get ready for my
retirement dinner.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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One second, Bernie.

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- Hello?
- BATGIRL: Bruce, it's me.

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It took some digging,
but I just found out that Page Monroe

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still holds title to a defunct
nightclub called "Faces"

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in the redevelopment district.

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I'll meet you there.

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I'm afraid I won't be able to attend
your retirement dinner, Bernie.

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I understand, sir.
You're very busy.

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Actually,
I've decided to cancel it.

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- Cancel?
- I'm changing the retirement policy.

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You can work here for as
long as you can do the job.

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(DOOR CLOSING)

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Yes!

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CALENDAR GIRL: Yes, I was gorgeous once.
I had everything.

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I used to be a face.
I used to be the face.

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Until you destroyed me.
Destroyed my career.

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I tried to get it back.

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For 10 years I starved,

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sweated, subjected my body to
surgery after surgery, and for what?

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Days became weeks,
weeks became years,

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until my time ran out.

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(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

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Now I only have one
holiday left to celebrate.

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The Day of the Dead.
And you're going to celebrate it with me.

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(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

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Argh!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(BOTH STRAINING)

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(CALENDAR GIRL GRUNTING)

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(ELECTRICITY ZAPPING)

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(CALENDAR GIRL GRUNTING)

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(BATMAN GROANS)

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This must be my lucky day.

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(SIZZLING)

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My face.

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Argh!

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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

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- Did you read her her rights?
- Yes, sir.

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Then she knows they
don't include this.

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(SCREAMS)

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No! Don't! Don't look! Please!

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(SOBBING) Oh!

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No.

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- She's beautiful.
- She can't see that anymore.

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All she sees are the flaws.

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