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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hand it over, Judge Vargas.

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The doctor said a trade.

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Then let's trade.

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We had a deal.

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Numbers.

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Crunch it.

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Twenty grand short, Snap.

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The price just went
up another 100 thou.

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Please, I can't pay that much.

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<i>(Nah, y0u'll Pa)!-</i>

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You make a mistake.
You always pay.

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My sentiments exactly.

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(GROANS)

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Judge Vargas!

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Judge Vargas!

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Stop!

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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Help.

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(GASPS)

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(AMBULANCE DOORS CLOSES)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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Thank heavens she's
not badly hurt.

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But they don't know when
she'll regain consciousness.

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I've known Maria Vargas for 20 years.
The best judge on the circuit.

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It can't be blackmail.

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There was something on that videotape
she didn't want anyone to see.

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I had dinner with
her a week ago.

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She was just back from vacation.

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Looked so relaxed.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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WOMAN: <i>Commissioner,
that limo's plate is registered</i>

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<i>to the Yucca Springs
Resort corporation.</i>

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Yucca Springs is where
Maria took her vacation.

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Some sort of executive
relaxation program.

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That's one of Roland Daggett's
subsidiary companies.

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What are you going to...

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Do I look stressed out to you?

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You? Get outta town.

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Exactly.
I think I need a vacation.

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Now that you've enrolled in
the stress management program.

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Judge Vargas took,
may I ask what your next step is, sir?

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That's up to Dr. Hugo Strange.

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I think he's the same doctor
Judge Vargas mentioned.

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My first session with
him is in 15 minutes.

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In that case, perhaps I should
lay out your evening clothes.

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Are you sure this will
help me relax, Doc?

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But of course.

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My radiopathic monitoring
device is infallible.

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It works by lowering
your defenses.

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What defenses might those be?

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The defenses we create to hide the
truth from ourselves and others.

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For when we do this,
we create stress.

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Is it not so?

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Some secrets are worth keeping.

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If you feel so, there must be
considerable stress in your life.

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So, we should start with
your childhood, yes?

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I don't have much to
say about my childhood.

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Is there some past tragedy you
did not wish to acknowledge?

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(BRUCE GROANS)

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(GUN FIRING)

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<i>STRANGE: Perhaps,
the loss of your parents?</i>

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Were they taken from
you by violence?

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What happened to my
parents is no secret.

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But no one knows that you
feel it was your fault. Yes?

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I was only a child.

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There was nothing I could do.

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But you wanted to do something.

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You were filled with anger.

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You desired what?

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A need filled you.

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All-consuming. All-controlling.

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What was it, Mr. Wayne?

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What was it?

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I wanted...

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Yes?

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Revenge!

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Your relaxation therapy doesn't seem to
be working too well on me, Dr. Strange.

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The first session is
ofttimes traumatic.

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We will continue tomorrow, yes?

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I'll have to think about it.
Good day, Doc.

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And good day to you,

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Batman.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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(JOKER LAUGHING OVER RECORDING)

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<i>Boy, did you get a wrong number.</i>

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Leave your message at
the sound of the shriek.

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<i>No, please, don't!</i>

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(SCREAMING)

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<i>STRANGE: I am speaking,
I trust, to the Joker?</i>

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Your number was
not easy to find.

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This is Dr. Hugo Strange.

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I am arranging an auction for an item,
I believe you will find most enticing.

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Master Bruce,
Dr. Strange has just left the grounds.

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Good.

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This is my chance to get a
closer look at his machine.

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I've got bad feelings about
it, Alfred.

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Judge Vargas.

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<i>Let us begin with
your childhood.</i>

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<i>"VARGAS".
I'd rather not, Doctor.</i>

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STRANGE: Hiding secrets
can lead to stress.

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<i>What secrets are you hiding?</i>

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<i>Let me guess.</i>

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<i>You liked to play with matches?</i>

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- <i>Yes?
- Yes.</i>

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<i>I mean, no. No.</i>

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<i>Playing with matches,
my parents told me it was wrong.</i>

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<i>(GASPS) I didn't mean to!
It was an accident!</i>

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STRANGE: So,
you were the one responsible

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<i>for the great Gotham
Dock fire 30 years ago?</i>

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<i>All this guilt you have
carried inside you.</i>

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<i>Do you not feel better now?</i>

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It can see thoughts.

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(SNIFFS) Ah...

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Sunshine. Clean air.

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(couemue)

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I hate it.

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This Dr. Strange better
have a good reason

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for dragging us out to
the middle of nowhere.

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Have you no poetry in your
soul my dichotomous friend?

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There is a certain stark
beauty to this environment.

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It's too brown.

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I prefer green, as in money.

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You have a point.

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Hey, what's in this one?

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Why, just what the doctor ordered.
(LAUGHS)

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Good heavens.

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Master Bruce.

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<i>You must get out immediately.</i>

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Almost through, Alfred.

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Has Strange come back?

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<i>It's much worse than that, sir.</i>

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(STRAINING)

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Hey, bucko, I'd be a little more
careful with the luggage if I were you.

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Otherwise,
you might lose your tip.

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Not to mention your head.

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Yes, sir, Mr. Joker, sir.

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It's so hard to find
good help these days.

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How true. How true.

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The Joker, Two-Face and the
Penguin have just arrived

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<i>with large quantities of cash.</i>

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So, that's it.
Strange isn't planning to blackmail me.

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He's going to auction my tape.

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Tape, sir?

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I'll explain later.
Keep me informed.

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(GASPS)

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You are Bruce Wayne's
butler, are you not?

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- Yes.
- Most excellent.

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(GASPS)

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Remove him.

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It took me years to
build that device.

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But no matter.

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You were, perhaps,
looking for this?

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Your butler told us
you would be here.

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It took a dose of sodium
pentothal to persuade him to talk.

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He is quite loyal to you.

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You are a valuable
commodity, Bruce Wayne.

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Or should I say.

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"Batman"?

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Take him away.

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Oh, Master Bruce, I'm so sorry.

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This is all my fault.

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Nonsense, Alfred.

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Believe it or not,
this is working out just as I planned.

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How reassuring.

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First, I would like to thank
you for coming all this way-

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Get to the point!

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Very well. I have here

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incontestable proof of
Batman's secret identity.

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Now, gentlemen,

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how much am I bid?

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Does Dr. Strange truly have
proof of your identity, sir?

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I'm afraid so.

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Five hundred thousand.

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(SCOFFS) Chicken feed.
I'll bid a million.

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Two million!

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I have two million.
Do I hear three?

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Hold it, hold it, hold it.

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Get out of my face, clown.

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Which one?

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Gentlemen, it behooves us not
to fight amongst ourselves.

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Well put, sardine breath.

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I think we should pool
our resources on this.

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Fifity-one million,
two hundred forty thousand,

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six hundred and
eighty-five dollars

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and

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fifty-three cents.

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STRANGE: Sold.

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And now I give you
Batman's secret identity.

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And after the show,
you shall meet its star.

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Focus, focus! Focus!

193
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It's a perfect plan.

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With this machine,

195
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I can imagine Batman
to be anyone I choose.

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And these fools will
pay a fortune for it.

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- Wait! It's not the right tape!
- (WEAPON FIRES)

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Fellow miscreants,
we've been had.

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I'm gonna use your head for
a bowling ball, Strange.

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Get him!

201
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,813
I should have known better than
to deal with the likes of you.

202
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,424
I spoke to Master Dick,
sir, as you requested.

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00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,051
Excellent, Alfred.

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To the airport.

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00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,232
Bailing out of the resort
business, Hugo?

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00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,485
Joker, I swear,
it was the wrong tape.

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00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,737
You're telling me.

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00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:56,409
Come on, Hugo,
time to fly the unfriendly skies.

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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- (MUFFLED YELLING)
- JOKER: Why, Hugo.

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00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,281
Why didn't you tell us
about your fear of flying?

212
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,868
Joker, please! I was set up!

213
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,578
Bruce Wayne is Batman!

214
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,414
That's absurd.
I know Bruce Wayne.

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If he's Batman,
I'm the King Of England.

216
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,170
And people say I'm crazy.

217
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,344
Say, is it hot in
here or is it just me?

218
00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,348
Harv, open that door
so we can get a breeze.

219
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,516
Good idea.

220
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,768
No!

221
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,942
Remember, it's not the fall,

222
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,111
it's the sudden stop!

223
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,571
(CREAKING)

224
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:31,504
Man, things haven't been
the same since deregulation.

225
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(JOKER LAUGHING)

226
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,744
(GROANS)

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00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,663
What a rush.

228
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BATMAN: Stay where you are.

229
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:16,465
You may notice, my masked
friend, that we have the guns.

230
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,765
Ah, well,

231
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Arkham is nice
this time of year.

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00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,027
Maria told me everything when
she woke up in the hospital.

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The dock fire was an accident.

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She had nothing to
fear from the truth.

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But you do, Batman.

236
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,871
Soon, the whole world will know
that you are really Bruce Wayne.

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You created that tape in the theater
by imagining me saying those lies.

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00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,170
But the tape of your
thoughts is the truth.

239
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,255
I know your secret.

240
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,299
What secret is that?

241
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,593
No, it is impossible.

242
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,846
Strange, I knew from the start
your machine could read minds.

243
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,099
That's why I asked Bruce
Wayne to help me expose you.

244
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,851
And I was glad to do it.

245
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,187
Maria Vargas is
a friend of mine.

246
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,066
Let's go. You'll have lots of
time to think about it in prison.

247
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,537
Not bad, huh?

248
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,540
Maybe I'll shuck this crime
fighting gig and try Hollywood.

249
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,545
Wish you weren't so tall though.

250
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,924
Walking in these leg
extension braces is a pain.

251
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,384
Where to now, Master Bruce?

252
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,844
Home, Alfred.

253
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,890
I've had enough vacation
to last me a long time.

254
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH