ONLY THE ULTRANOBLE WILL SURVIVE!!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HYPERCOMBAT!!
LAZA KNITEZ CAN HANDLE ALL DEATH RAYS, ALL THE TIME!! CAN YOU??
TO THE ULTRANOBLE, ALL POWERUPS REVEAL STRENGTH!! 
POWERUP HAVE YOU STANDING STILL?? FIRE CEASELESS POWER LAZAZ!!
TRIDENT MK. V “SPLITSHOT” POWER CANISTER: TRIPLE TECHNOCARNAGE!!
A TRUE LAZA KNITE IS DEADLY IN BOTH DIRECTIONS!!
BLAST PURSUERS WITH THE REVERSE POWERUP!!
THE DEATHRAY SPREADS ULTRA JUSTICE ACROSS THE GALAXY!!
LEAVE THE SCREEN IN CORNERS FOR SWEET SHORTCUTS.
HOLD YOUR POSITION TO REFLECT UPON WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!
THE LAZAVERSE IS AN INFINITE LOOP!! ETERNAL RETURN TO MEGAVALOR!!