AWW YEAH!! TECHNOCARNAGE!!
THE FATE OF ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES IS AT STAKE!!
YOU WILL BE HERE FOREVER!! LAZA KNITEZ NEVER REST!!
YOU ARE A JOUSTING KNIGHT IN SPACE, ACT LIKE ONE!!
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR, THE WORST PART WILL BE OVER.
LAZA KNITEZ WAS DEVELOPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!
ZETACOMPUTER LAZA KNITE ROBOTS MAY BE TOO POWERFUL FOR YOUR FUTURE!!
IN THE TECHNOFUTURE, ALL COLORS ARE EQUAL!!
KILL YOUR OPPONENTS FROM A GREAT DISTANCE TO IMPRESS BYSTANDERS!!
TRY NOT TO TELL SPACE PETA ABOUT THE HORSES!!
THERE IS NO BUTTON FOR MAKING PEACE!!