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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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FARMER BROWN: I say again,
ladies and gentlemen,

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not since man put two slices of bread
on either side of a hunk of meat

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has there been anything as exciting as
what you are going to see here today.

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Well, that's what you've
been saying for an hour,

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but we haven't seen anything
but your daughter and a tarp.

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Coming to it, sir.

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You want enough hamburger
to feed a nation?

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You want a turkey drumstick big enough
for the whole family this Thanksgiving?

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Well, you gotta have your
special growth hormones

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invented by me, Farmer Brown.

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Hit it, honey.

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(CROWD GASPING)

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- Gosh, what is that?
- What is that thing?

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(GROANING)

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(ROARING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Simmer down there.

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(MOOING)

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Don't hurt it, Daddy.

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Just a sedative, Emmylou.

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He'll be dreaming about
big green pastures now.

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Quick thinking, Wayne.

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Actually, I was trying to
escape through the window.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(CAMERA FLASHING)

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Enoch Brown, I'm handing down an
injunction ordering you to cease

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and desist these
monstrous experiments.

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You are to remove any living specimens
to safe captivity outside Gotham City.

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- (CROWD APPLAUSE AND APPROVAL)
- (JUDGE BANGING GAVEL)

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Judge, I've put millions into this.
If I can't continue my experiments,

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I'm down the drain,
washed-up, snookered and sunk.

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You should have thought
of that when you started

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creating these monsters.
Adjourned.

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Oh, Daddy.

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Monsters, huh?
I'll show them monsters.

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WOMAN: And after you didn't call, I was
beginning to think you'd forgotten me.

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That maybe I'd end up
like all the others.

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I've just been busy at work.

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You've gotta have a little
faith, Sharon.

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Karen...

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You're not gonna help
me, are you?

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- (SCREAMS) There's a bug.
- In your salad?

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Behind you.

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(GASPS)

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(PATRONS SCREAMING)

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(MAN SCREAMS)

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(BOY SCREAMS)

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(INSECT SCREECHING)

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(POLICEMAN GROANING)

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That's right. Over here.

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(HISSING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Then it wasn't the
insecticide that killed them.

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The DNA was altered so that these
insects were immune to poisons.

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They were engineered to
self-destruct when they did.

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- But why would someone do that?
- To show us that he can.

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This was just the preview.
The real show has yet to begin.

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(ROOSTER CROWS)

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(HOCKS AND SPITS)

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Livestock ready to go to
market, sugar?

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Yes, sir, Daddy.

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- What about the kid?
- Can't shut him up.

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Well, now,
I'm gonna be in my office.

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When you get back from
running them livestock

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- you give me a holler, you hear me?
- I will, Daddy.

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Soon as I feed the chickens.

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Here, chick, chick, chick.
Here, chick, chick, chick.

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(CREATURES ROARING)

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(BELL DINGS)

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<i>Okay dokey .</i>

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(BELLOWING)

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GASPS)

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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- Holy cow!
- You had to say it.

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(SCREECHING)

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I'm getting a report of a disturbance
on the streets. (CRASH) What the...

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(SCREAMING)

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Nothing here.
How are you two doing?

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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Actually, we're a little busy.

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(BELLOWING)

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ROBIN: We've just been
run over by a cow.

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- Can you make it to the roof?
- Not if this keeps up.

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(SCREECHING)

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(INDISTINCT CROWD SCREAMING)

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Help!

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(GRUNTS)

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ROBIN: Hey, Ferdinand.

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(GROWLS)

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<i>Toto, toro.</i>

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(YELP$)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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That's a lot of bull.

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(CREATURES SCREECHING)

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(MEN SCREAMING)

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That's right.
A stampede on 2nd and Main.

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(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)

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(TYPEWRITER DINGS)

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(TYPEWRITER CONTINUES CLICKING)

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Killer chickens? Giant cattle?
What the heck's going on?

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Remember that microbiologist
they used to call Farmer Brown?

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(DOOR BANGING)

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Howdy. Howdy.

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- Howdy.
- Good Lord!

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Fifty million in unmarked bills.

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The docks tonight or the
bugs come baa-aack for good.

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- Fifty million?
- One person brings money.

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No tricks. No surprises.
No Baa-aatman.

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Hey, he ate my donut.

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Commish, we got braciola for
brains if we hand 50 million over

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- to a stinking goat.
- You let me worry about that, Bullock.

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<i>- I don't want you rocking the boat.
- Funny you should say</i> that.

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Okay, whiskers,
where's the captain?

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533/-

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I might like this cruise.

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(SHOUTS)

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Coming home, Daddy.

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(GROANS)

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Whoa!

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EMMYLOU: When I was looking
for a tracer in the van,

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I saw him hanging over the side,
wetter than a bag of drowned cats.

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Well, now, city fella,
I don't reckon it's all that polite

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to show up at a fella's
abode without an invitation.

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Gee, Snuffy.
Guess I plumb forgot my manners.

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Use him for hog slop.

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Hey, what the... Whoa!

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(GRUNTS)

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Whoa!

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(LOUD SQUEAL)

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Eat him up, piggy-

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(ROARS)

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(GROANS)

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(SCREAMING)

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- Moves pretty fast for a fat boy.
- Snookered again.

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What?

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Always check the money
first, honey.

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Check your shoes for
what the cow left

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and check your money.
Two solid rules.

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Sorry, Daddy.

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Typical.

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(PANTING)

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(PIG GROWLING)

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Argh!

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(GRUNTS)

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Argh!

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(GRUNTS)

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- Oh, boy.
- Beef steroids.

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(BATMAN GRUNTS)

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<i>'lee-had!</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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Hah!

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(GROANS)

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(HOCKS AND SPITS)

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Guess we can't do this
the old-fashioned way.

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(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

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I'll be taking that
snazzy belt of your'n.

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Thought this might be a
good place to keep you,

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least till the silo takes off.

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- Takes off?
- It's actually a rocket, Batfolks.

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Set to land in Gotham Park Lake.

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(CITTERING)

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What's that noise?

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Insects.

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It's a hive.

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Yes, sir. With bigger and
better, more long-lasting bugs.

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And the people of Gotham are
gonna make sure they're well-fed,

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if you get my meaning.

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<i>Adios!</i>

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(BEEPS)

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(SQUELCHING)

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(BEEPING)

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We got about a minute to
get to the boat, darling.

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(GRUNTS)

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So you survive the Joker and
the rest of those freaks,

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only to buy it from Jed
Clampett and a bunch of bugs.

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And I gotta be here to see it.

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(SCREECHING)

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Look out!

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(YELP$)

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Everyone freeze.

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Hey, over here.

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That's right. Look at me.

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(ROARING)

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Move.

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Keep going.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(ROARING)

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(GRUNTS)

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It's pretty, ain't it, Daddy?

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That it is, pumpkin.

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(GASPS)

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Dagnabfi!

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<i>Now, that's putty.</i>

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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

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Well, today's certainly
been one fine howdy-do.

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Don't sweat it, Pops.
It's only 10 to 20.

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And maybe we can find you and
Daisy May a nice prison farm.

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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