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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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CARRIE: "Mysterious arsonist strikes again.
Police baffled."

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MATT: Look, they got a shot of Batman.
NICK: Where?

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MATT: There.

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Okay, sport,
you can move the light now.

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- It is him.
- NICK: Awesome.

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They never get a shot of Batman.
He's too quick.

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Well, if the Dark Knight's on the
case, arson boy's history.

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And the Batman doesn't
take prisoners.

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The way I hear it,
he isn't even human.

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He's like a giant pterodactyl-beast
with big fangs and talons.

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And when he sees a bad guy, he swoops
down from the sky and carries them off.

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(IMITATES BAT SCREECHING)

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- Reality check, Nick.
- (EXCLAIMING)

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(GRUNTS)

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My uncle knows Batman.
He says he's really nice.

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- Nice?
- Yeah, right.

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No, I mean it.
He says Batman's neat.

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He's got a lot of cool equipment,
and he and Robin are real funny.

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- And my dad's a spy with the CIA.
- I'm serious.

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See, my uncle was the guard
at the Walker Music Center.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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- (SONG STOPS ABRUPTLY)
- (EXCLAIMS)

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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER ON STEREO)

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<i>JOKER: (SINGING) Sing a song of
larceny Sing it round the town.</i>

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<i>Joker's stealing laughter
And Batman's going down</i>

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(MAN IACAL LAUGHTER)

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<i>JOKER: The comedy is finished.</i>

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(MAN IACAL LAUGHTER)

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The Joker.
I better stay on my toes.

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"Better stay on my toes"?
He actually said that, out loud?

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I don't know.
This is how my uncle tells it.

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- Just let Matt tell the story.
- Okay.

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So he runs through the Center,
making sure everything's locked up.

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What the...

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(RECORDED LAUGHTER)

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(HISSING)

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(couemue)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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JOKER: Thank you, good fellow.
So kind of you to get the door.

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Who says chivalry is dead?

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Ah, the arts.

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<i>(PUNKS)</i>

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Mother always said I had talent.

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Well?

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- Oh, yeah. That was good.
- Yeah. All right. Yeah.

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Thank you. You're too kind.

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Truth be told,
strings never were my section.

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I'm much better on the keys.

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(JOKER HUMMING)

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Ah!

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- BATMAN: Hold it right there, Joker.
- (ALL GASPING)

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- JOKER: Batman.
- We got your clue about stealing laughter.

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"The comedy is finished."

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A famous line from Pagliacci,
the opera about a sad clown.

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BATMAN: It was your twisted way of
saying you'd steal the original score.

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Now we're gonna make
our own clown cry.

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Get them.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(BU LLETS RICOCH ETING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SHUDDERS)

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- (GRUNTS)
- (EXCLAIMS)

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- (CLANGS)
- (GRUNTS)

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Ah!

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(GRUNTING)

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Not much of a dancer, are you?

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(GRUNTS)

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Now you've got the beat.

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(GRUNTING)

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Ha!

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(GRUNTING)

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lwin!

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(GRUNTS)

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Robin.

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, very good.
I'll have to make a note of that.

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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Tie them up with
those bow hairs.

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I'm not done fiddling with them yet.
(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(GROANING)

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(BATMAN AND ROBIN STRUGGLING)

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- (GRUNTING)
- (DISCORDANT NOTES PLAYING)

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JOKER: Now for my next number,
I'd like to do a little ditty for you

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that I've been working on for...
Oh, it seems like years.

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I call it "Bat-hoven's Last
Movement." (LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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For some, I'm afraid,
it may hit a sour note.

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- (LAUGHS)
- (PIANO PLAYING)

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BATMAN: Roll, Robin.

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BLADE WHIRRING)

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(JOKER LAUGHING)

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(BOTH GASPING)

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Ta-da!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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(GRUNTING)

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- (THUGS GROANING)
- Huh?

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JOKER: No!

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Good thing we thought to
wear our earplugs, Batman.

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- (DISCORDANT NOTES PLAYING)
- (GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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He's getting away.

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Huh?

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(WHIMPERING)

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(JOKER SCREAMING)

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- (INHALES DEEPLY)
- (GIANT SAXOPHONE BLOWS)

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(SCREAMING) My ears!

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(SCREAMING)

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(JOKER GROANS)

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Call the police so they
can round up these clowns.

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Well done, old chum.

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"Old chum"?

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You gotta be kidding.

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The whole story's bogus.
Your uncle was asleep half the time.

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Well, like I said,
that's how he tells it.

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Hey, who's talking about Batman?
I love Batman.

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All those muscles, the tight
rubber armor and that flashy car.

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- I heard it can drive up walls.
- Yeah, sure, Joel.

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- Hey, what happened to Kozy's?
- JOEL: The arsonist happened.

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You should have seen the fire.
It was fabulous.

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Wonder if there's any clues.

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- We should get out of here.
- Batman wouldn't run.

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How do you know?

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Because I know what he's really like.
And you guys are both totally clueless.

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First of all, Batman's real old, like,
about 50. And second, Robin's a girl.

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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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(YELP$)

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Spill it, chicken legs.
Where's the bat?

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(SCREAMS)

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Back off, man. I'll waste her.
Believe me, I'll do it!

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- BATMAN: I believe you.
- Figured I had all night, boss?

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(WHIMPERING)

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Your leader.

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MUTANT LEADER: They think we a gang.
They think we just noisy kids.

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But soon, they see we are the future.
We are the law!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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See, Don, leader's riffing now.

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Leader's Billy Berserk, man.

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I myself will kill
the fool Batman.

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I will rip the meat from
his bones and suck them dry.

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Gotham City belongs
to the mutants!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(MUTANTS GASPING)

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(TANK RUMBLING)

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(GEARS SQUEAKING)

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They don't even
wait for an order.

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Kids these days. No respect.

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- (GRUNTING)
- (MACHINE GUNFIRE)

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(GROANING)

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Rubber bullets. Honest.

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(GUNFIRE)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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- (HISSING)
- (SCREAMING)

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(TANK GEARS SQUEAKING)

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Batman!

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I call you coward.

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Come out and face
your death like a man!

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I kill you. I eat your heart.

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I show you who
rules Gotham City.

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Okay, son.

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Show me.

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(SNARLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(LAUGHS)

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(YELLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(MUTANT LEADER GRUNTING)

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(STRAINING)

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I kill you now.
And Gotham City is mine.

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(SNARLING)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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- (SNARLING)
- (BUBBLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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- Leader's bugging.
- Leader peg Batman, you see.

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({THUDS) (EXCLAIMS)

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He dusted.

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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You don't get it, son.
This isn't a trash heap.

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It's an operating table.

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- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
- (MUTANT LEADER SCREAMING)

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- And I'm the surgeon.
- (WHIMPERING)

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Gotta love him.

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(LIGHTNING CRASHES)

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BOTH: Cool.

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And that's what
Batman's really like.

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It's late.
My mom's gonna kill me.

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Yeah, I should head back too.

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- Hey, it's him.
- Whoa!

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Come on.

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I think he went in here.

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MATT: I don't know about this. CARRIE:
Come on, this could be his headquarters.

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(GASPS)

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What's he doing?

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Firefly.

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We gotta tell Batman.

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My bat signal.

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- The batteries are dead.
- You think?

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- FIREFLY: Who's there?
- (KIDS GASPING)

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Show yourself.

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(FLARE HISSING)

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Kids. Tough break.
Hope you like it hot.

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(GRUNTING)

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He got my signal.

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I'd heard you were setting
fires for money, Lynns.

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A little pressure,
and your client gave up where you'd be.

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Oh.

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I thought insurance fraud
was too common for you.

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FIREFLY: Fires need fuel.
Chemicals are expensive.

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTING)

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WOW!

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FIREFLY: That's it.
You've gotten in my way for the last time.

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Sorry to put you out.

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Yeah.

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(FIREFLY SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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(HANDCUFFS CLICKING)

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(KIDS SCREAMING)

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(BEEPING)

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Go!

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- (ROOF CREAKING)
- Come on!

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(SIRENS WAILING)

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Looks like someone
left us a present.

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He's gonna fry up there.
I need a ladder over here. Now!

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Yeah, you get right on that.

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Now, who made the 911 on this?

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(INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER)

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See? He was just like I said.

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What are you talking about?
Did you see the way he fought?

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MATT: Yeah,
but he also had that foam thing.

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NICK: And when he flew away at the
end, I'm telling you, he's not human.

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CARRIE: Get off it. He's human.

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NICK: I don't know,
I thought I saw fangs.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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