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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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GORDON: Stupid,
useless waste of time.

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DENTIST: Have a seat.
I'll be right with you.

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I don't mind saying,
I really hate these checkups.

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If it weren't part of the police
physical, I wouldn't be here at all.

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DENTIST: Oh, come
now, Commissioner.

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What in the miserable
world is more beautiful

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than a nice, big smile?

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that,
and doctor won't give you a lollipop.

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You little-

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(GORDON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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JOKER: Mmm-hmm.

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My, my. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
This doesn't look good at all.

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I'm afraid

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everything will have to go!

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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(GASPS)

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It was an easy hint, Joker.
Sloppy, predictable.

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- You're losing your edge.
- Excuse me, but the teeth were my idea.

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So is this.

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(BATMAN COUGHING)

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(LAUGHS)

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That's a real
gasser, huh, Mr. J?

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(GASPS)

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I give the punch lines around here.
Got it?

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Yes, sir.

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(BATMAN COUGHS)

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Well, Batsy, it's been a
hoot, as always.

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But I really must run.

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May the floss be with you.

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

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I really hate these checkups.

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(HARLEY HUMMING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Go away. I'm busy.

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Aw, come on, Pudding.
Don't you wanna rev up your Harley?

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Vroom, vroom.

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(SHRIEKS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, sweetie.
I got the whoopee cushion.

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(SIGHS)

46
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Batman was right.
That setup today was corny. Old hat.

47
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It's time I capped off our feud
with his ultimate humiliation.

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Followed by his deliciously
delirious death.

49
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Why don't you just shoot him?

50
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Just shoot him?
Know this, my sweet.

51
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The death of Batman must be
nothing less than a masterpiece.

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The triumph of my
sheer comic genius

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- over his ridiculous mask and gadgets.
- Ow!

54
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Phew.

55
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Well, hold the phone.

56
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Here's one I forgot.
The Death of 100 Smiles.

57
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I'll lure Batman to a secret
lair, then bang!

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Plop him into my
specially-prepared piranha tank.

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(CACKLES)

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The last thing he'll see are all
those beautiful, hungry smiles

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as they rip him to...

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To...

63
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Oh, wait, wait.
Now I remember why I scrapped this plan.

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Piranhas can't smile.
Even my own Joker toxin

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couldn't get a
giggle out of them.

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I know how to make some
smiles, Pudding.

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(SHRIEKS)

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(SIGHS) Face it, Harl.
This stinks.

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You're a certified nutso
wanted in 12 states

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and hopelessly in love
with a psychopathic clown.

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At what point did my life go Looney Tunes?
How did it happen?

72
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Who's to blame?
Batman, that's who.

73
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Batman! It's always been Batman!
Ruining my life, spoiling my fun,

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coming between me and my
Pudding from the very beginning.

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Harleen Quinzel?
I'm Joan Leland.

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Hi, Joan. Call me Harley.
Everyone does.

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JOAN: I must admit, I was surprised
you wanted to intern here at Arkham.

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Well, I've always had an attraction
for extreme personalities.

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- They're more exciting, more challenging.
- And more high-profile?

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You can't deny there's an element
of glamour to these supercriminals.

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I'll warn you right now,
these are hard-core psychotics.

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If you're thinking about
cashing in on them...

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(MAN WHISTLING)

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by writing a tell-all
book, think again.

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(WH ISTLING CONTINUES)

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They'd eat a novice
like you for breakfast.

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(SNIFFS)

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HARLEY: Care to tell me
how this got in my office?

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I put it there.

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I think the guards would be interested
to know you've been out of your cell.

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If you really were going to
tell, you already would have.

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You know, sweets, I like what I've
heard about you, especially the name.

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Harley Quinzel.

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Rework it a bit,
and you get Harley Quinn.

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Like the clown character Harlequin.
I know. I've heard it before.

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It's a name that puts
a smile on my face.

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It makes me feel there's
someone here I can relate to.

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Someone who might like
to hear my secrets.

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<i>HARLEY: It took me nearly three
months to set up a session.</i>

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<i>I studied all his tricks and gimmicks,
and felt I was ready for anything.</i>

101
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You know, my father used
to beat me up pretty badly.

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HARLEY: Anything except <i>that.</i>

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JOKER: Every time I got out of
line, barn!

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Oh, sometimes I'd be just sitting
there, doing nothing.

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POW!

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Pops tended to favor the
grape, you see.

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Uh-huh.

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There was only one time I
ever saw Dad really happy.

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He took me to the
circus when I was seven.

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Oh, I still remember the clowns
running around, dropping their pants.

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(LAUGHING)

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My old man laughed so hard,
I thought he'd bust a gut.

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So the very next night,

114
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I ran out to meet him with his
best Sunday pants around my ankles.

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"Hi, Dad. Look at me."

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<i>Zoom!</i>

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I took a big pratfall and tore
the crotch clean out of his pants.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

119
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And then he broke my nose.

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(GASPS)

121
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But, hey,
that's the downside of comedy.

122
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You're always taking shots from
folks who just don't get the joke.

123
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Like my dad. Or Batman.

124
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<i>HARLEY: It soon became
clear to me that the Joker</i>

125
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<i>so often described as a
raving, homicidal madman</i>

126
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<i>was actually a tortured soul
crying out for love and acceptance.</i>

127
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<i>A lost, injured child trying to
make the world laugh at his antics.</i>

128
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<i>And there, as always,
was the self-righteous Batman.</i>

129
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Determined to make <i>life</i>
miserable for <i>my</i> angel.

130
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<i>Yes, I admit it.</i>

131
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<i>As unprofessional as it sounds,
I had fallen in love with my patient.</i>

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- Pretty crazy, huh?
- JOKER: Not at all.

133
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As a dedicated,
career-oriented young woman,

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you felt the need to abstain
from all amusement and fun.

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It's only natural you'd be attracted to
a man who could make you laugh again.

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- I knew you'd understand.
- Anytime.

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HARLEY: Then there was that
horrible week <i>when</i> he escaped.

138
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<i>The poor thing was on the
run, alone and frightened.</i>

139
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<i>I was so worried.</i>

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ORDERLY: They've got him.

141
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(HARLEY GRUNTING)

142
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(JOKER GROANING)

143
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(SOBBING)

144
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No!

145
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(GLASS SQUEAKING)

146
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Hey!

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(MAN GRUNTS)

148
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(GUARD GRUNTS)

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(ORDERLIES COUGHING)

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(BEEPING)

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<i>(census)</i>

152
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Knock-knock, Pudding. Say hello to
your new, improved Harley Quinn.

153
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(SIREN BLARING)

154
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GUARDS YELL)

156
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(CACKLING)

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HARLEY: It seemed <i>like</i> we
<i>would live</i> happily ever after.

158
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But that'll never happen as
long as there's a Batman around

159
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to torment my Pudding.

160
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Hmm.

161
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<i>If this tape reaches Batman, I hope
it's not too late for you to help me.</i>

162
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<i>It's no joke.
Mr. J's gone off his nut for real.</i>

163
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<i>Because you stopped him
from killing Gordon,</i>

164
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<i>he said he's gonna take
out the whole city.</i>

165
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<i>I've seen the plans the gas
bombs, everything!</i>

166
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<i>I finally realize this
isn't funny anymore.</i>

167
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<i>I can help you get him if
you promise me protection.</i>

168
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(HARLEY GASPS)

169
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Open it.

170
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- Okay?
- I want Gordon to see these.

171
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If what you say is
true, the police will-

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- JOKER: Traitor!
- (GASPS)

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JOKER: No one turns
stoolie on me and lives!

174
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(JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

175
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(GRUNTS)

176
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HARLEY: Sweet dreams, sucker.

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(GROANS)

178
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(GRUNTING)

179
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(SLURPING)

180
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- BATMAN: Quinn.
- Oh, you're awake finally.

181
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BATMAN: The Joker. Where?

182
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It's just me, B-man.
No Joker, no gas bombs, no city in peril.

183
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Just you, that tank and me.

184
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Why?

185
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To show Mr. J I could really
pull off one of his plans.

186
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,225
See, he could never get
these fishies to smile,

187
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but then I had the bright
idea of hanging the victim,

188
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that's you, upside down.

189
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That way, to you,
it'll look like they're smiling.

190
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- Clever?
- Brilliant.

191
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,868
Yeah, yeah,
I can tell you're less than thrilled.

192
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You know, for what it's worth,
I actually enjoyed some of our romps.

193
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,627
But there comes a time
when a gal wants more.

194
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And now all this gal wants is to
settle down with her loving sweetheart.

195
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- You and the Joker?
- Right-a-roony.

196
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(BATMAN LAUGHING)

197
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I've never seen you laugh before.
I don't think I like it.

198
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,521
Cut it out.
You're giving me the creeps.

199
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,192
You little fool. The Joker doesn't
love anything except himself.

200
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,777
Wake up, Harleen.

201
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:07,657
He had you pegged for hired help
the minute you walked into Arkham.

202
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,368
That's not...

203
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,745
No. No!

204
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,124
He told me things,
secret things he never told anyone.

205
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,795
Was it his line about the abusive father?
Or the one about the runaway mom?

206
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,589
He's gained a lot of
sympathy with that one.

207
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,717
Stop it!
You're making me confused!

208
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,263
What was it he told that
one parole officer? Oh, yes.

209
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,767
"There was only one time I
ever saw Dad really happy."

210
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,770
"He took me to the ice
show when I was seven."

211
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,524
Circus.
He said it was the circus.

212
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,609
BATMAN: He's got a million of
them, Harley.

213
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:50,491
You're wrong.
My Pudding does love me! He does!

214
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,577
You're the problem.

215
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,290
And now you're gonna die
and make everything right.

216
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,791
(LAUGHS)

217
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Except he'll never
believe you did it.

218
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,211
Huh?

219
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,838
Sure he will.

220
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,591
How's Joker gonna
know I'm really gone?

221
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,594
All those fish will leave
are scraps of bone and cloth.

222
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,179
Anyone can fake that.

223
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,057
True, you've got my belt,
but it's not the same as a body.

224
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,310
He'll never buy it.

225
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,188
(PHONE RINGING)

226
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,649
Boring. Lame. Not funny.

227
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,403
Been done. Too Riddler.

228
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,071
What?

229
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,757
- (INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER PHONE)
- Harley?

230
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,409
Oh. Where the heck have you been, huh?
Ah. Uh-huh.

231
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,287
Yeah, yeah. Batman, eh?
Well, you don't say.

232
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,165
You have who tied up where?

233
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,754
HARLEY: Well, nerts to
you, Mr. Smarty-Bat.

234
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,964
When I told Mr. J
what I was doing,

235
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,384
he was so thrilled he
could hardly speak.

236
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,887
Harley!

237
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,224
Hi, Pudding.
You're just in time to see the-

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- (SLAPS)
- (HARLEY GRUNTS)

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Excuse me,
I'll be just a minute.

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But, Pudding,
I don't understand.

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Don't you wanna finally
get rid of Batman?

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Only if I do it, idiot!

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But it's still your plan, see?
Everything just like you said.

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Except I hung the
guy upside down

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so he'd see their little
frowns as little smiles.

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Now it all works.

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Except you had to
explain it to me!

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If you have to explain a
joke, there is no joke!

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(GROWLS)

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HARLEY: Now, calm down, Pudding.

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You've forgotten what I
told you a long time ago,

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one of the painful
truths of comedy,

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you always take shots from folks
who just don't get the joke!

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(HARLEY GRUNTS)

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(CRASHING)

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And don't call me "Pudding."

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My fault. I didn't get the joke.

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JOKER: I really have to
apologize for the kid.

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No respect for tradition. Ha!

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Let's just pretend the whole thing never
happened and do this some other time.

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Okay?

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(WHISTLING)

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Then again,
this is a rather rare opportunity.

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00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,943
Heh. You know what they say,

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"A bat in the hand is
worth two in the belfry."

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I guess you're going out
on a laugh after all.

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(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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(GRUNTING)

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Real funny, Batman! Aah!

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(JOKER SCREAMS)

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Made you look.

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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(MOCKING)

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BATMAN: She almost had
me, you know.

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Arms and legs chained,
dizzy from the blood rushing to my head.

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I had no way out other than
convincing her to call you.

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I knew your massive ego would never allow
anyone else the honor of killing me.

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Though I have to admit,
she came a lot closer than you ever did,

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Pudding.

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(GROWLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Ha.

283
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,107
(CHUCKLING)

284
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,070
(JOKER SCREAMING)

285
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<i>Though the Joker has been notorious
for resurfacing when least expected,</i>

286
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<i>it seems unlikely that he has
survived his latest brush with Batman.</i>

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00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,432
<i>HARLEY: Never again.
No more obsession,</i>

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HO more CFGZIIHGSS,

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<i>no more Joker.</i>

290
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,453
<i>I finally see that
slime for what he is,</i>

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a <i>murderous, manipulative,
irredeemable...</i>

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Angel.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH

