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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PANTING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(PANTING)

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No!

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS) You can't do this.

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I've seen what you've
done to the others.

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Please let me go.
I'll pay anything.

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You've done enough
damage with your money.

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You wicked, evil...

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Evil, Mrs. Thomas?

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I don't control a company

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that leveled a 1,000-year-old
forest for a strip mine.

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That's evil.

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(CLICKS)

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(HISSING)

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(MOANING)

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(couemue)

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(CREAKING)

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You and your kind owe
Mother Nature a big debt,

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and I'm going to
see that you pay it.

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BRUCE: I don't care how
much money we'll lose.

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I won't have Wayne
Enterprises involved

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in an operation that
destroys a rainforest.

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Shut it down or you're gone!

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One of my greedy
directors made a deal

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with a slash-and-burn
outfit in the Amazon.

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Hmm, it's fortunate
you caught it in time.

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I hate it when
things slip by me.

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And with me helping you
to answer your mail,

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nothing will.

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Ah, it says here you
just won $10 million.

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That's nice.

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Hmm, you also received a tape from
some enterprise called Eternal Youth.

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Shall I have a look?

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Be my guest.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>Hello, Mr. Wayne, I'm Violet.</i>

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<i>And I'm Lily.</i>

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<i>And we'd like to invite you...</i>

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To a free weekend <i>at...</i>

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<i>- The Eternal Youth Spa.
- The Eternal Youth Spa.</i>

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Oh, my.
They even speak in unison.

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(PANTING)

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(KNOCKING)

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Maggie.

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Hello, love.

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Care to join me
for a morning jog?

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As much as I'd love to,
Master Bruce insists I review this tape.

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"Eternal Youth."

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Sounds intriguing.

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- Hello, Bruce.
- Good morning, Maggie.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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<i>Our founder, Dr. Daphne Demeter,</i>

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<i>has created a medical program</i>

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<i>- that actually reverses.
- My, my, my.</i>

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<i>The aging process.</i>

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My gracious.

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Everyone's got a gimmick.

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<i>You'll enjoy a weekend of
sumptuous mineral baths,</i>

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<i>specially prepared meals,</i>

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<i>and invigorating nature hikes.</i>

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<i>In two days, you'll look...</i>

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<i>And feel...</i>

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<i>- Years younger!
- Years younger!</i>

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It's the perfect weekend

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<i>for the harried,
stressed-out executive.</i>

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You might wanna try this, Bruce,
with your late nights and all.

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My weekends are shot, Maggie.

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But if you and Alfred would
like to go in my place...

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Uh...

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Thank you, sir,
but we couldn't possibly accept.

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It's much too generous.

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I thought they said it was free.

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They did.
Oh, Alfie, don't be an old fogy.

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A little fresh air would
do us both some good.

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And you have been promising
to take me somewhere.

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I'm afraid it's quite
out of the question.

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I've been shanghaied.

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Oh, hush.

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(EXCLAIMS) Maggie!

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<i>VIOLET: May I help you?</i>

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Hello. I'm Ms. Page.

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And this is Mr. Pennyworth.

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<i>We'll be filling
in for Mr. Wayne.</i>

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Our target is a no-show.

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What should we do?

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Let them in.

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Somebody's got to pay for the
sins of Wayne Enterprises.

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Good morning.
I am your director, Dr. Demeter,

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and I welcome you

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to our wonderful program
of organic rejuvenation.

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(FLY BUZZING)

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Would you put that
thing down and relax?

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After years of
research in my lab,

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I have developed this enzyme.
Demetrite.

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The secret of eternal youth.

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Doesn't she look wonderful?

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Not a day over 90.

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Here you'll find
demetrite in the food,

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the water,

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even the air you
breathe at night.

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What a relaxing thought.

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I assure you,

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the enzyme is thoroughly non-toxic
and completely biodegradable.

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And once you see those
wrinkles melt away,

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you'll want to saturate
every cell with it.

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To eternal youth.

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- To eternal youth.
- To eternal youth.

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Mmm. Quite refreshing, actually.

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You should taste these.

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Delicious.

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Now, this is the kind of wilderness
experience I could enjoy.

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GORDON: It's a real
brain-buster, my friend.

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No ransom note,
no goodbye note, no nothing.

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And she's not the only
vanishing industrialist.

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Three more were
reported this week.

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BATMAN: I'll search
her penthouse.

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Good luck.

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We put that place
under a microscope.

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And all we got was eye strain.

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Maybe your Bat radar can...

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Oh, never mind.

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<i>Hello, Mrs. Thomas,</i>

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<i>I'm Violet.</i>

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<i>And I'm Lily.</i>

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<i>VIOLET: And we'd
like to invite you...</i>

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LILY: To a free weekend <i>at...</i>

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<i>BOTH: The Eternal Youth Spa.</i>

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ALFRED: Yes, Master Bruce,

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I did ask about that
lady as you requested.

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But it seems she left by
herself two weekends ago.

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<i>Why anyone would want to
leave this place is beyond me.</i>

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(ALFRED CHUCKLING)

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Alfred, are you okay?

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Never better, sir.

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Everywhere I turn,
I see another sign of nature's...

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Beauty.

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I assure you that when I return,
I'll be feeling like a new man.

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You know, Maggie, I never realized
how dreary this place actually looks.

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Especially after
where we've been.

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Ah, well,

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thanks for a splendid weekend.

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Oh.

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You are feeling younger, aren't you?
(CHUCKLES)

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(CAR HORN HONKS)

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What the...

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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Good to see you, sir.

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You too, Alfred.

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What's with the jungle?

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Oh, I thought this drab old
cave could use a little color.

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How does it look?

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Green.

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Yes, so lovely. (SIGHS)

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I fear all this decorating has
given me a dreadful thirst.

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What's that?

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Special spa water, sir,

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with a drop or two of
Dr. Demeter's formula.

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Wonderful stuff, this demetrite.

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Ah. Excuse me, sir.
I couldn't help myself...

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Alfred!

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Really, sir.

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It was merely a case
of overexertion.

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My weekend must have been
more tiring than I realized.

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Well, you get some rest.

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I need to check on something.

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MAGGIE: Alfie!

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ALFRED: Maggie.

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How strange to see you.

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I've just been thinking about-

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Going back to the spa?

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How did you know?

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That's all I've been thinking
about since I got home.

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Computer log continuing.

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The active ingredient
in the demetrite formula

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is a chlorophyll-based enzyme.

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Analysis indicates that it does
affect human cellular membranes.

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I am now combining equal
amounts of the enzyme

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to human plasma.

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What the...

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(GRUNTING)

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Alfred!

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Alfred!

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Alfred!

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Alfred!

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I don't know why, Doctor,

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but we felt absolutely
compelled to come back.

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We couldn't keep ourselves away.

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Hmm.

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Already your bodies have been primed
for the true value of my treatment.

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The ultimate rejuvenation,

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the promise of life everlasting.

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I say, what is this?

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<i>(BOTH consume)</i>

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Ru", Maggie!

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(CREAKING)

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(GASPING)

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You go after the wrong
people, Batman.

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Poison Ivy.

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Only you would identify
yourself with Demeter,

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the Greek goddess of plants.

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VIOLET: Hey,
a high school graduate.

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Don't even think about it.

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Unusual trees.

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<i>Subtropica brasilias.</i>

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As rare as winter roses, Batman.

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<i>Hap their sap for
my growth enzyme,</i>

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which you see here in its
purified, most concentrated form.

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The secret of eternal youth.

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(CHUCKLING)

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But you haven't seen my
most intriguing trees.

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00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,461
Actually, Batman,
you and I are surprisingly alike.

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We both strive to see
evil-doers punished.

219
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But while you have
your gallery of rogues,

220
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I have my grove.

221
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This can't be.

222
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,367
This dog of a dogwood

223
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leveled enough trees
to shade a small state.

224
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(POISON IVY KISSING)

225
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,584
And weep not for this willow.

226
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She slaughtered an ancient
forest to produce cardboard.

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Cardboard!

228
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,511
Of course, I still owe Bruce
Wayne for his involvement

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with that slash-and-burn outfit.

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But for now,

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I'm content to settle
for his friends.

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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POISON IVY: Right now,
the bark is merely exoskeletal.

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It will take months
of additional spraying

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before the transformations
become irreversible.

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But, of course,
I have the patience of a redwood.

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And the convictions
of a fanatic.

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Well, if you're not going
to be part of the solution,

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you're obviously
part of the problem.

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Ladies.

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This spray is
triple-strength, Batman.

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It will start the transformation
without any preliminaries.

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He should be sprouting
leaves by now.

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(BATMAN GRUNTS)

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You made your secret
too accessible, Ivy.

247
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I coated my outfit with
an herbicidal antidote.

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Keep spraying!

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(BOTH EXCLAIM)

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(GRUNTING)

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(ROPES WHIPPING)

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00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,603
Huh? (EXCLAIMS)

253
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,563
(GROANING)

254
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,447
(EXCLAIMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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POISON IVY: And I thought
you believed in justice.

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Justice, yes.

258
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,062
<i>But not the vengeance
of an ecu-terrorist.</i>

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You're as destructive
as those you punish.

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Look what you've made me do to my
poor, defenseless tree.

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- (GLASS BREAKS)
- (GASPS)

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The enzyme!

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(RUMBLING)

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(CREAKING)

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No!

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(BOTH MOANING)

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MAGGIE: Alfie,

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do you realize that
this is the second place

269
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,277
we've been together
in as many weeks?

270
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,572
This relationship
is branching out.

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Please, Maggie.

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After our encounter
with Joan of Bark,

273
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the last thing I want to
be reminded of is trees.

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BRUCE: Hey, good news.

275
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I just heard all of Poison lvy's
victims are expected to recover.

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Bruce, please.

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The plant. Must you?

278
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Oh.

279
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Maybe I'd better
leave this outside.

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00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:47,181
Nice man,
but sometimes not too bright.

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