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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(CARS HONKING)

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(YELLING) You jerks!

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- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (DOG YELPING)

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(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Ah! The wind in my hair
and the Batman at my heels.

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It's the kind of night that
makes you glad to be alive.

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Right, Harley girl?

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Sure thing, Mr. J.

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Quick! Turn here!

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- But, boss, that's-
- I said, turn!

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Yes, sir.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GROANS)

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Why didn't you tell me
someone put a hill there?

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- I tried, but- - Never mind.
Just hand me the gun.

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(SNAPS FINGERS) Come on!
Come on!

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Here.

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Hey, Batsy!

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This is where I leave you flat.

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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You nincompoop!

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(YELP$)

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You didn't say which gun.

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Let's go. Let's go!

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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If he wants the car that
bad, he can have it.

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Next time, clown.

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JOKER: No,
we didn't get the diamond.

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The "Dork Knight" showed up
before we even got to the museum.

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I had a great shot at him, too,

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except my dear little Harley
Quinn handed me the wrong gun!

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(BARKING)

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But, pudding, it was kind of
funny watching you shoot at him

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with the "bang" flag.

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(BOTH (assume)

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Funny?

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You presume to tell me what
I should think is funny?

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(YELLING) In fact,
when have you ever

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contributed a worthwhile
idea to this gang?

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(STAMMERING) Well,
I did get us away from Batman.

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Huzzah!

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The kid gets lucky,
and she wants a medal!

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Maybe I should just
let you run the gang.

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Maybe you're a better crook than
the rest of us put together.

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Maybe.

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(TIMIDLY) not.

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(BOTH SMIRKING)

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(HYENAS LAUGHING)

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(JOKER GROWLING)

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(YELP$)

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Fine! I'll show you!
You'll be sorry!

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I'll pull a big heist,
and I'll be laughing at you.

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Ha! Ha! You hear? Laughing!

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I miss him already.

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Piece of cake.

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Mr. J will just plotz
when I give him...

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No. I'm keeping it for myself.

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Maybe.

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(ALARM RINGING)

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The heck with it!

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(GASPING)

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Nice work, butterfingers.

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Why didn't you just turn on the
Bat signal while you were at it?

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I wasn't trying to get caught.

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Could've fooled me.

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Hey! Aren't you that plant
lady, Poison Oakie?

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Ivy. Poison Ivy.

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Sorry.

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Harley Quinn.
Pleased to meet you.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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This is not a good
time to get acquainted.

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MONTOYA: Freeze!

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Any ideas?

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What you got in the bottles?

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POISON IVY: Plant toxins
from the museum lab.

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Good enough.

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Heads up!

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(couemue)

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MONTOYA: Stop in
the name of the law!

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Not tonight, baby.

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POISON IVY: Get in the car!

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HARLEY: What car?

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That car.

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(SIREN WAILING)

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_Yes! _Yes!

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POISON IVY: This could be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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HARLEY: (WHINING) I hate shots!

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I hate shots!

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Now, now. You're not
immune to poison like I am

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and you won't last 10 minutes here
in Toxic Acres without my antidote.

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(WHINING)

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(SIGHS) You'd think after living with
Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.

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Why do you put up
with that clown?

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Don't get me wrong.
My pudding's a little rough sometimes,

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but he loves me, really.

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Sure he does.

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You're just one big forgiving
doormat, aren't you?

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I am not a doormat.

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Am I?

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If you had a middle name,
it would be "Welcome."

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But cheer up, kid. You just need some
lessons in good old female self-esteem.

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In other words,
let's play with the boys on our terms.

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And now, gentlemen,
if there is no new business,

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I propose we adjourn to-

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POISON IVY: A moment,
please, Mr. Chairman.

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(MEN PROTESTING)

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- MAN 1: Who is that?
- MAN 2: A woman, here?

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CHAIRMAN: Outrageous!

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See here, young lady,
is this some kind of joke?

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The joke, my dear chairman,

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is this obsolete,
sexist mockery you call a men's club.

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Now, I ask you,

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what kind of adventurers
refuse to admit women?

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- MAN 1: What does she know?
- MAN 2: That is ridiculous.

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MAN 3: Get her out of here.
How dare she?

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(MEN PROTESTING)

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Still, if it's excitement
you boys crave...

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What is this?

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Let go! “Stop!

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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That should keep you big strong
men busy while we weak little girls

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loot your trophy room.

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Gee, Red. You got style!

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This is true.

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(MEN CLAMORING)

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(HARLEY HUMMING)

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What did you make?
What did you make?

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Steamed chard and beet juice.
Hmm! Yum!

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Gee, green.

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My favorite color.

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(SIGHS)

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No offense, Red,
but I'm not very hungry.

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Somehow I don't feel
like my old perky self.

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Something's missing.

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Will you stop? I can't believe you're
still mooning over that psychotic creep.

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Well, maybe I'd feel better
if I knew he missed me, too.

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JOKER: (SHOUTING) Harley!

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This place is going to
blinking blue blazes.

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Anybody seen my socks?

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JOKER: Harley!

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- (HYENAS SNARLING)
- (JOKER EXCLAIMING)

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They snapped at me!

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<i>What's going on, Roe'?</i>

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The place is a mess, no one's fed the
hyenas, and I can't find my socks!

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Where's Harley?

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(STAMMERING) You canned
her, boss, remember?

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So? She's always
come back before.

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Gee,

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I guess you ain't
seen the papers then.

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Papers?
What are you babbling about?

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(JOKER SCREAMING)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(CRASHING)

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(CURSING <i>m</i> SPANISH)

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I remember when I would go
driving like this with Mr. J.

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(IMITATING HARLEY) "Mr.
J, Mr. J."

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Change the record, Harl.

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You want to be some wacko's
victim the rest of your life?

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Well, hello.

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I think I'm in love.
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)

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Ahooga! Ahooga!

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(HOWL$)

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Excuse me, boys.

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Didn't your mommies tell you that's not
the nice way to get a lady's attention?

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Oh! And what are you gonna do?
Spank us?

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That's right, pigs.
And here's the paddle.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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There may be hope for you yet.

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(COMPUTER BEEPING)

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ALFRED: Choosing a weekend
date, sir?

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BATMAN: This is one sister act
that's hard to follow, Alfred.

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Only clue I have is this soil
analysis from their tire tracks.

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Hmm.

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Contains the same compounds
you'd find in a toxic waste dump.

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Then may I suggest an
accessory this evening?

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(PHONE RINGING)

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JOKER: (YELLING) <i>What?</i>

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(TIMIDLY) Mr. J?

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Harley?

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Hi, pudding.
You still angry with me?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Honey, baby, pumpkin pie.

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You know I can't hold a grudge.

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- Where are you?
- With a friend.

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Look, I can't talk,
but I wanted to let you know I'm okay.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Oops. Gotta go.
I'll talk to you soon.

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Sooner than you think.

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- What's up?
- Wrong number.

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(GLASS BREAKING)

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(GASPING)

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BATMAN: Evening, ladies.

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Playtime's over.

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(SARCASTICALLY) Land 0'
Goshen, Harleen.

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Look who's come a-courting.

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Looks like he's got us.

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Looks like!

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(GRUNTING)

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POISON IVY: Poor Batman.
All trussed up.

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And no place to go.

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_Yes! _Yes!

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POISON IVY: Here we have
the typical male aggressor,

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fittingly imprisoned within the
bonds of female domestic slavery.

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HARLEY: And, frankly, folks,
he's never looked better.

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Admit it, darling,

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you didn't think two women were
capable of bringing you down.

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Man or woman,
a sick mind is capable of anything.

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A very enlightened
statement, Batman.

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We'll carve it on
your headstone.

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HARLEY: Aloha, sucker.

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Hey,
did you leave the lights on?

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JOKER: My, haven't you
been the busy little bees.

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Pudding?

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You were out,
so we just made ourselves at home.

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Hope you don't mind.

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You found me!

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So much for self-esteem.

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00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,613
I hope you realize we're
on a toxic waste dump.

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00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,617
I'd say you've got 10 minutes to
clear out before the fumes do you in.

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She's right, boss.

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00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,956
I'm feeling kind of...

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Sick.

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00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,126
Hold it in, Rocco.

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I'm only staying long enough
to collect what's mine.

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(SQUEALS)

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Hey!

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(GASPS)

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(PANTING)

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Ooh! Look at the goodies.

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That's ours, you louse!

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Pammy, lwouldn't leave
you empty-handed.

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JOKER: Since you like
flowers so much...

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Oh, Pudding, no!

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You can have mine!

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(couemue)

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Oh!

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Red!

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(LAUGHS)

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00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,061
It doesn't work on me.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,743
Get them!

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00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,252
(BOTH GROAN)

249
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,053
(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,899
Oh, Batsy!

252
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,389
(YELLING) Stop
shooting, you lunatic.

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00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,037
We're sitting on a powder keg.

254
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,772
Oops. Dopey me.

255
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,150
(GRUNTS)

256
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,168
(ENGINE STARTING)

257
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,881
(ENGINE REVVING)

258
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,799
(TIRES SCREECHING)

259
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,148
No man can take us prisoner.

260
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,817
(GUNSHOT)

261
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,194
(BOTH SCREAM)

262
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,450
All right, ladies.

263
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,868
Raise them.

264
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,496
(CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)

265
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,252
JOKER: That's it.

266
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:39,006
Next time I start a
gang, no women.

267
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,716
(SHOUTING) Do you hear me?

268
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,384
No women!

269
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,304
I think we can
still work it out.

270
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,722
Don't you?

271
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,552
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