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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hello, Gotham, I'm home!

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MAN 1: Hello, Ronnie!
MAN 2: Ronnie!

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WOMAN: Veronica, darling,
you look smashing.

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How did you like
the rain forest?

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The food was appalling,
the accommodations were nonexistent

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and the bugs were the
size of my trust fund.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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But seriously,
it's important we all do our part

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to preserve those
precious resources.

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- MAN: Hear, hear.
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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Look at them,
celebrating without a care in the world.

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I think it's great
that Veronica's finally

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doing something
worthwhile with her money.

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I'm sorry, Bruce.

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The securities business has
been kind of rough lately.

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Lot of late hours, you know.

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Seems all I do is worry about how to
get my company through one more day.

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Worries, Hayden?
I have the cure for that.

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I'm a little old for
dolls, don't you think?

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Not these dolls.

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They're Worry Men
from Central America.

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Legends say you tell
them your problems,

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then put them under
your pillow at night.

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They'll do your worrying
for you while you sleep.

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And when you wake up, poof,
your problems are gone.

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Oh, come on, Ronnie.

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You're the last one I'd think would
fall for some ancient tribal hoodoo.

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Don't be so smug, Brucie.

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When I was in the jungle,
I saw some things you'd never believe.

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And I tell you, I haven't had a
bad night's sleep since my trip.

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Well, sounds great to me.

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In fact, the little darlings work
their magic for me all day long.

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See, aren't they precious?

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- I just couldn't get along without them.
- Thanks for everything, Ron.

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But I've got a few
more rounds to make.

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(SCOFFS)

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If ever someone led a worry-free
life, it's you, Bruce Wayne.

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I've got one for everybody.

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BATMAN: Party crasher.

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(GASPS)

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Nasty 1103!-

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Ready to call it a night?

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(STRUGGLING)

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(PEOPLE GASPING)

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- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- Oh, my heavens!

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(GRUNTING)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

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BRUCE: Tell me, Alfred.

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What's an ancient Mayan witch
doctor doing on a Gotham skyscraper?

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This isn't one of those
Riddler questions, is it?

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No, but it's just as confusing.

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There's someone new in town using
Mayan tribal gimmicks in his crimes.

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- Blowguns, stone weapons.
- Voodoo dolls?

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That's some party favor
from Veronica's party.

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They're supposed to take away
your worries while you sleep.

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Imagine that.

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What some overworked souls won't
do to get a good night's rest.

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Hmm.

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Still, every little bit helps.

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I tell you, child, I handle all
sorts of things for Mr. Wayne,

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but this one really
takes the cake.

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(WHISTLING)

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- Oh, Morning, Dana.
- Oh, I gotta go. Bye-bye.

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(BRUCE HUMMING)

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Sometimes I forget how
beautiful Gotham can be.

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You're in fine
spirits, I must say.

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A good night's sleep and I'm
ready to take on the world.

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You got everything all right?

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Yes, I followed your
message to the letter.

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- But I can't help wondering what-
- Thank you.

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(WHISTLING)

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I know it's your company,
Mr. Wayne, but $20 million, man.

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- That's a lot of money.
- Yes, it is. What's your point?

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Well, I'd sure feel uncomfortable
walking around with all that cash

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in a tiny little briefcase.

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Dana, I'm sorry. I'm not following this.
What cash? What briefcase?

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The $20 million you told me
to put in a briefcase for you.

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You're not making any sense.

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The $20 million I told
you to put in a briefcase?

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You called me from your car,
gave me your account number,

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told me to transfer $20
million in cash and... (GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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Hey!

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$20 million of my
money in that case?

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I hope you're not going to
take it out of my salary.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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REPORTER: <i>Tens of millions
of dollars are missing</i>

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<i>since this morning, Mr. Sloane.</i>

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<i>If it wasn't you, then who?</i>

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<i>(STAMMERS) But I don't know, I tell you.
I don't know. Why would I do it? Why?</i>

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<i>That was the scene today as
broker Hayden Sloane was arrested</i>

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on charges of embezzlement.

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<i>Sloane joins the growing list of wealthy
Gothamites who, for reasons unknown,</i>

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<i>have pilfered their own companies
for a combined total of $100 million.</i>

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Unbelievable.

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And you have no clue how
this could have happened?

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I do now. Each of us was a guest
at Veronica Vreeland's party.

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If there are answers,
she's got them.

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(VERONICA HUMMING)

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(GROANS)

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BATMAN: Miss Vreeland.

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Huh?

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Batman?

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Let me help you with your bag.

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No, you stay back.

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This is mine, you hear? Mine.

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(GROANS)

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I know it's yours.
What were you planning to do with it?

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I have to throw it
overboard because...

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Because...

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Excuse me,
I don't feel very well.

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Care to explain these?

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(GASPS)

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My jewels!
How did they get here?

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- Don't you remember?
- No, everything's a blank. I...

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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Leave him alone, you swine!

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Please?

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My therapist is never
going to believe this.

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And I thought you were supposed
to take away my worries.

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Hmm.

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Well, say goodbye,
you troublesome little trinkets.

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Wait. These dolls.
Where did you get them?

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From a craftsman at a small village.
A funny little man in a giant straw hat.

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An Englishman?

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Why, yes.

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And he suggested giving the
dolls to your society friends.

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What, are you psychic, too?

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Just picking up on the pattern.

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Sir, you have no idea how terrible I
feel to have played a part in this.

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Neither you nor Veronica could have
known that hidden within each doll

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was a tiny microchip designed to
stimulate a sleeper's brainwaves

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and make them susceptible
to hypnotic suggestion.

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Creating a radio receiver of sorts
out of an entranced human mind?

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Exactly.

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And who knows how to warp
the human mind better

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than Jervis Tetch,
the Mad Hatter?

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<i>MAD</i> HATTER: <i>"'0 frabjous day, callooh,
callay, ' he chortled in his joy."</i>

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It's sheer brilliance.

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A wonderland of treasures

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all willingly donated by
Gotham's simpering elite.

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Ah.

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And now come the famous Vreeland
jewels to dance at my heels.

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What? How dare you
return empty-handed?

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Forgive us, sir.
But Batman showed up, and-

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Batman?

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You insufferable fools.

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You can't even handle one man
dressed up like a flying mouse?

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, and what's this?
What's this?

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You've graciously left
part of your cloak behind

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as Batman's invitation to
waltz right into our midst.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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And that's just what he'll
do, won't he?

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Of course he will.

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And far be it for me to
disappoint him when he arrives.

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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<i>ALFRED: As you predicted, sir,
the computer has identified</i>

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<i>this scrap of artificial fur as a
type used in theatrical productions,</i>

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<i>which would make its most
probable source of origin-</i>

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The Great Eastern
Costume Company.

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It's been closed for years,

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making it a perfect
hideout for the Mad Hatter.

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<i>MAD HATTER: I knew you were
coming, so I thought</i>

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<i>I'd have some of the old chaps
'round to make you feel at home.</i>

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(GIGGLES)

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- How is Batman like a donut <i>shop?</i>
- (GUN COCKS)

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<i>- They're both filled with holes.
- (GRUNTS)</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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(GROANS)

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(EXHALES)

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<i>Whoops.</i>

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<i>Should have warned you, old boy.</i>

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<i>That lot's real.</i>

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(GRUNTING AND STRUGGLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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Delightful. Oh, quite a bonus to add
to my already-substantial collection.

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You disappoint me, Tetch.

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For all your brilliance,
you've become just another thief.

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You make it sound so common.

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Well, actually, Batman,

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you'll be happy to know you're
witnessing my retirement from crime.

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See, after my recent
release from Arkham,

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I vowed to leave Gotham and
my wicked ways behind me.

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Perhaps buy a little island
somewhere and open a sunbonnet shop.

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But islands, even little
ones, cost money.

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(SNIFFLING) Lots of money.

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And then I heard of Ms.
Vreeland's

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well-publicized trek
into the rain forest.

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Yes, I realized at once she'd be the
perfect unwitting partner in my scheme.

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<i>Investing what
limited funds I had,</i>

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<i>I managed to follow dear
Ronnie into the forest</i>

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<i>where, at a small native village,
she made the acquaintance</i>

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<i>of my specially-created
Worry Men.</i>

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Though,
I can't take complete credit.

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I provided the
microcircuitry, of course,

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but my good friend here
supplied the dolls.

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Can you believe it?

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He was just an honest
native craftsman

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until I changed his
mind about helping me.

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Those others are riffraff culled
out of various Gotham street gangs.

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Gutter trash of no
great importance.

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So, as this is my
farewell to crime,

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I think I'll take a souvenir
to mark the occasion.

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(GROANS)

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No matter. I have a better way
to remove that nasty old cowl.

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Stop! You don't know
what you're doing.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(GROANING)

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Oh, that noise!

219
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,542
What's going on?

220
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How did I get here?

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Oh, you're a clever one.

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00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,679
But I will not be denied.
As the great Lewis Carroll said,

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"One, two, one, two,"

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"and through and through,
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack."

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"He left it dead, and with its
head, he went galumphing back."

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(CACKLING)

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No!

228
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Stop! I command you.

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So, we're gutter trash, are we?

230
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,123
Who's calling the shots now?

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- Stop!
- JAGUAR SHAMAN: Yes. Stop.

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Leave him to the police.

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00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:23,681
Thank you. Thank you, you
generous, forgiving, noble fool.

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Stand back, all of you.

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I'm getting out. But not before
I sew up one last loose end.

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What?

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(GASPS)

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BRUCE: Tomorrow this all
goes back to the company.

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Minus the cost of a plane ticket
home for our kidnapped doll maker.

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00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,947
I must say,
after all the Hatter put him through,

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that fellow showed
remarkable restraint.

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When everything
was said and done,

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all the shaman really
wanted was to go home.

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In fact, Ihear he even sent
the Hatter a farewell <i>gift.</i>

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<i>BRUCE: Something to
ensure that Jervis Tetch</i>

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<i>only dreams of a good,
honest life from now on.</i>

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