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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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JUDGE: The prisoner will stand.

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Pamela Lillian lsley,

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District Attorney
Van Dorn has asked

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that the maximum sentence of life
imprisonment be imposed upon you.

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However, as your apprehension
came at the hands of the Batman,

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and not a recognized
agent of the law,

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this court has no choice but
to return you to Arkham Asylum,

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where it is hoped you will
complete your rehabilitation.

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Hi, Red. Hi. Welcome home.

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Hi, Harley.

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(KEYS JANGLING)

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Aw, things didn't go too
good, huh?

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- Nope.
- Well, cheer up.

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Word is we're gonna
throw a little party.

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And old Jervis here
has the invitations.

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<i>Not only does Batman create
these so-called super-criminals,</i>

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<i>he takes it upon himself
to be their judge and jury</i>

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<i>with no regard for
the legal system.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>It sounds like
you want to put Batman on trial.</i>

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Believe me,
I'd like nothing better.

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- Strong words.
- It's got to stop, Jim.

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As Gotham's new
district attorney,

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I can't allow your pet nut
to run loose in my city.

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I mean it.

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Janet, it's a war zone out there,
and Batman is our best weapon.

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And I say he's a drug the city keeps
taking to avoid facing reality.

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(BLINDS RATTLING)

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Speak of the devil.

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The East Side Skulls are ready to
declare war on the other gangs.

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Old news.
My department's already

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planning a sting to
catch the Skulls' leader.

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Don't bother.

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Very cute, mister.

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You want to support
law and order?

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You take off that mask
and put on a uniform.

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You hear me, Batman?
This is the last time!

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The next time I see him,
it will be a whole different story.

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Hello, Bruce.

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Janet, I'm so glad we're able
to meet on such short notice.

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It seems every place I look
there's our crusading DA

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leading the campaign to
rid our city of Batman.

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Oh, please. He's the last person
I want to talk about tonight.

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Oh, sorry.

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Still, even you have to admit
Batman's come through now and then.

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But look at the lunatic
fringe he's created.

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The Joker, Two-Face,
Poison Ivy, and the rest.

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Batman's responsible
for every one of them.

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Excuse me, Ms.
Van Dorn, but your office just called.

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They said it's an emergency.

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I'm sorry, Bruce.
I won't be a minute.

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Take your time.

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(BRUCE WHISTLING)

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Uh, excuse me, have you seen Ms.
Van Dorn?

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- Not in the last half-hour, sir.
- MAN: Look.

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Must be trouble.

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(PEOPLE MURMURING)

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MAN 1: Look at that.
MAN 2: I've never seen that before.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

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It's Van Dorn's.

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It was dropped on the
front desk 20 minutes ago.

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Along with this.

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BATMAN: "Batman, come alone to
where lives hang in the balance"

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"or the law in Gotham dies."

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You there! Come into the light.

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I said...

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- (GRUNTS)
- (OBJECT CRASH ES)

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(GROANING)

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(GRUNTS <i>m</i> PAIN)

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Ta-da!

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(HARLEY SCREAMS)

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Let me out. Do you hear me?

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Whoever you are,
let me out this second.

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(DOOR UNLOCKS)

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Welcome to Arkham, Van Dorn.

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Two-Face.

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Don't bother screaming for help.

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The white coats can't hear you.

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(GASPS)

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TWO-FACE: Matter of fact,
they can't do much of anything,

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thanks to the Mad Hatter.

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You're going to escape?

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Eventually.

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We've got some legal
business to settle first.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm talking about a trial.

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Me, the prosecutor.

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You, the defense.

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And your client...

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ls Batman.

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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This is insane.
Me defending you?

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As far as I'm concerned,
you belong in here with them.

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(GROANS) Whatever.

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You've gotta go through with it.
It's their game and their rules.

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Let's go. Move it.

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Indeed.

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Can't keep the judge waiting.

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TWO-FACE: You've said it
yourself, lady.

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Batman made every one of us.

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So, we're placing him before
the bar to face ourjustice.

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And me?

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Basic 50/50 option.

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You get him off.
You both go free.

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He goes down,

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you take the fall with him.

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MAD HATTER: Amusing idea, what?

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Kidnapping you to be
Batman's attorney?

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Personally, I suggested a
quick slug between the eyes.

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But I lost the coin toss.

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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I borrowed your belt, Bats,
but it doesn't do a thing for me.

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KILLER CROC: Sit down.

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<i>OYQZ. Dye;.</i>

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He says, "0yez," dirt bags!
Dummy up.

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Sheesh!

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I gotta do everything for you.

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Court is now in session.

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The good people of Arkham Asylum

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versus the self-righteous
vigilante called Batman.

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Our prosecutor is ready.

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Likewise,
our fair and impartial jury.

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- Hang him.
- Shoot him.

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Hit him with a rock.

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And now all rise for the most honorable,
most benevolent, most merciful.

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Judge Joker.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Guilty!

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I was promised a chance
to defend my client.

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Oh, very well.

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Like it'll make a difference.

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Mr. Prosecutor,
make your opening statement.

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Look at us.

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We're all freaks and monsters.

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And who made us this way?

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Batman.

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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Go on, lady.
Defend him if you can.

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Call the first witness.

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Yo, Hat. On the stand.

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Proceed, counselor.

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I suppose you,
like your friends,

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claim that Batman drove
you to be a criminal?

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He did.

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And yet, as I recall your case,

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you brainwashed and kidnapped
a woman who rejected you.

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Batman forced me to do it.

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He was going to take her away from me.
I had no choice.

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You could have respected her
wishes and left her alone.

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I'd have killed her first!

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Ooh.

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I'd like that last statement
stricken from the record, please.

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Record? Ls someone supposed
to be writing this down?

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(SIGHS) This is crazy.

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That's beside the point.
Just keep it going.

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Looks like Batman's hunch was wrong.
There's no sign of him or Ms. Van Dorn.

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But he was here, all right.

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I object to this witness.

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She's obviously trying
to influence the judge.

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- What makes you say that?
- Never mind.

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Do you have a statement?

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I just wanna say,
if there was no Batman,

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there'd be no Joker.

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And I'd never have
met my pudding.

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Thank you, Batman.

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Sad, isn't it?

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Harleen Quinzel was a
doctor here at Arkham

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until the Joker
twisted her mind.

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Ha! You're just jealous
because you don't have a fella

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who's as loving and loyal to
you as my pudding is to me.

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(SIGHS)

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Uh-huh.

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And I suppose it was
that same loyalty I saw

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the last time you escaped,
and pudding here...

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Finked on you in hopes
of getting time off.

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Is that true, pudding?

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"Finked" is such an ugly word.

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You lousy scum-sucking creep!

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The witness is excused.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Slimy rat!

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(HARLEY YELLING)

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KILLER CROC: Knock it off, lady.

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(PROTESTING INCOHERENTLY)

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I'll kick that grin
off your silly face.

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(PANTING)

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And so it's Batman's fault
you lead a life of crime.

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He should have let me
bump off Harvey Dent.

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We'd all have been better
off, wouldn't we, Harv?

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Why, you rotten little...

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JANET: But, Ms. lsley,

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isn't the real motivation
for your crimes

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your obsession with plants?

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That you prefer them to people?

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I love plants, honey,
but a rose is a rose.

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Then it doesn't bother
you when someone,

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let's say the judge
here, ruthlessly plucks

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a defenseless flower from
the warm green earth?

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No.

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Even knowing he's given
it his death sentence?

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That its petals must die?

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- Stop it.
- JANET: One by one.

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Withering, falling.

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One by one, until it's all gone.
Honey.

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(IVY YELLS)

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Ms. Ivy, please.

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You're beautiful
when you're angry.

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(LAUGHS EVILLY)

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(PEOPLE MURMURING)

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I used to believe Batman was
responsible for you people.

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But now I see nearly everyone here
would've ended up exactly the same,

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Batman or not.

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Oh, the gimmicks
might be different.

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But you'd all be out there in some form
or another, bringing misery to Gotham.

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The truth is you created him.

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- GORDON: It's working.
- (DEVICE BEEPING)

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Looks like a tracking device.

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It's pointing north.

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The Somerset District.

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Nothing much out there except...

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Arkham.

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Jury, you've heard the evidence.

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Consider your verdict.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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Your Honor, in light of Ms.
Van Dorn's stirring defense,

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we have no choice but
to find the defendant...

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Not guilty.

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(CROWD SHOUTING)

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Amazing.

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Well done, counselor.

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You've proven that
Batman didn't create us.

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That we, in fact,
messed up our own rotten lives.

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And as we are so rotten,
vile and depraved,

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we're going to waste you anyway.

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(GASPS)

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(CHEERING)

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(IMITATING PORKY PIG STAMMERING)

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That's all, folks.

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Let's mambo.

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Help us! Please!

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(GRUNTING)

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Let me go.

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Anything you say, Jannie-poo.

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(IN IRISH ACCENT) And now
for the final confession.

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The big secret you've kept
from us for so many years.

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Brothers and sisters,
at long last, I give you

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the man behind the bat.

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What?

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MAN: What's going on?
TWO-FACE: He's gone.

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Everyone, spread out.
Don't let him get away.

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BATMAN: Who says I'm leaving?

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(MUFFLED GASP)

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What's going on?

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Get the light.

255
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,926
Nobody panic.

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00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,596
(MUFFLED PROTESTS)

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00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,267
Okay, start panicking.

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(GROWLS) The only way
out is through me.

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00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,824
Hold on. You'll hit Croc.

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00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,367
What's your point?

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(GROWLING)

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(PUNCH THUDS)

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(MUFFLED GRUNT)

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KILLER CROC: Watch where
you're shooting, clown.

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(SCREAMING)

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(GASPS)

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(GROANS)

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I'm hit, boys!

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(GRUNTING AT EACH STEP)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMING)

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GORDON: Hold it.

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Nobody move.

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(GUNS COCKING)

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Yoo-hoo! Look alive, Batman.

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Here comes the judge.

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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Old Hanging Judge
Joker, that's me.

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(LAUGHING MAN IACALLY)

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I see now there's a need
for the things you do.

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But I'm still going to work toward
a city that doesn't need Batman.

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Me too.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH