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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Night, Brian.
- See you tomorrow.

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(GIRL SOBBING)

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Hey, what's the matter?

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Are you lost, honey?

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My big brother went away
and left me by my lonesomes.

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Big brothers aren't supposed to
do that to their baby sisters.

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Here. Dry your eyes,
and I'll help you find a policeman.

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- He'll get you home safe and sound.
- You're so nice to me.

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But then, you always was
the nicest one, Tippy.

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You! But how-

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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Sorry I had to play
roughs, Tippy.

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I didn't mean to.

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ANCHOR: Gotham Insider asks,

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"Where are they <i>now?"</i>

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<i>When her sitcom, Love That
Baby, premiered 20 years ago,</i>

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<i>little Mary Louise Dahl
became an overnight sensation.</i>

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<i>As the adorable Baby-Doll, young Mary
quickly captured the hearts of millions.</i>

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MEN: Whoa...

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<i>Well, Baby, you'd better have a
pretty good explanation for this.</i>

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<i>I didn't mean to.</i>

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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I remember this show
from when I was a kid.

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It still stinks.

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Be that as it may, three of the cast's
original actors disappeared last week.

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And these two?

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GORDON: Ms.
Vance is in a show at Gotham Rep.

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I have police bodyguards
following her everywhere.

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But that other one, Mary Dahl,
dropped out of sight years ago.

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Ironically, the same thing that brought
her fame turned her into a recluse.

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I read about her once
in a medical journal.

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She was born with
systemic hypoplasia,

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a rare condition that
kept her from aging.

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GORDON: Would you believe she
was 20 years old in that clip?

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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She'd be about 30 now.

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It's obvious someone has a
vendetta against these actors.

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We'll study this and
call you back if we-

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<i>OFFICER: All units, all units!</i>

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- Gunfire reported at Gotham Rep.
- (GUNFIRE IN BACKGROUND)

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<i>They're making a try for Vance.</i>

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Stay down!

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Let me go.

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- Why are you doing this?
- Quiet!

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ROBIN: The lady asked you a
question, creep.

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(GRUNTS)

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How about an answer?

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(GRUNTS)

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(TIRES SCREECHES)

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Hey!

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- WOMAN: Ah!
- Robin!

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(TIRES SCREECHES)

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(GRUNTS)

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NO. Help!

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- They're getting away.
- We'll get them.

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- (GASPS)
- ROBIN: No!

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(GIRL SCREAMS)

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GIRL: Mommy!

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(CROWD MURMURING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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GIRL: (SOBBING) I lost my mommy!

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ROBIN: It's okay.

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Oh, my baby.

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Mommy!

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Naughty, naughty baby.

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Haven't I told you
not to run off?

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I didn't mean to.

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Hold it.

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Naughty Mr. Batmans.

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You play too rough.

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(couemue)

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ROBIN: I got 'em!

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It's me, dope.

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(GROANING) Where am I?

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Huh?

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It can't be.

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(GASPS) Tod, June, Brian?

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Tammy. She got you, too.

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Is this some sort of bad joke?

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What are we doing on the old set?
And in these clothes?

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- Welcome home, sister Suzy.
- (GASPS)

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I've missed you so.

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Mr. Happy-Head says he missed you, too.
(LAUGHING)

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Mary? Mary Dahl?

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Is this a joke?

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No, sillies. I'm Baby, remember?

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It's Suzy and Tippy, and
Mumsy, and Daddy, and Baby,

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<i>together again
iorevers and avers.</i>

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I don't care what
Mayor Hill says.

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The people have a right to know,
and if he won't talk to us-

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I'll call you back, Marv.

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Since when are you interested
in has-been actors?

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Since that one's been
kidnapping her costars.

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You're serious?

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She's been picking them
off, one by one.

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- Any reason she'd have a grudge?
- Actually, they should hate her.

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Dahl put them out of work when she quit
the series to become a dramatic actress.

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<i>What, will these
hands never be clean?</i>

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<i>Here's the smell
of the blood still.</i>

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<i>All the perfumes of Arabia will
not sweeten this little hand.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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Ew!

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That's what the critics said.

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Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when
she tried to start her TV show again

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the networks turned her down.

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That still doesn't explain
why she's after her old cast.

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Maybe there's a clue
in these old episodes.

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You can borrow them if you want.

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And when you crack the case,
you can pay me back with an exclusive...

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Interview.

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(wmn HOWLING)

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BABY: Isn't this the best-est?

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Having breakfast,
just like old times.

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- Oh. Oh, it's swell, Baby.
- Great.

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Uh-oh!

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Here comes Buster,
begging for scraps.

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(DOG WHINING)

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(GASPS)

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Bad boy, Buster.

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- Go away.
- (DOG PANTING)

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(CRASHING)

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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Hey, guess what's today.
Anybody know?

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Oh, Come on. Guess.

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(WHISTLING)

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It's my births-day!

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YaY, yay for me!

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You mean you had us brought here

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just so you could throw
yourself a surprise party?

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That's it. I always knew you
were a selfish little brat.

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Always throwing
your temper tantrums

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and making life miserable
for the rest of us.

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Well,
this time you've gone too far.

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Expect a call from my lawyer.

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"HFya! "(GRUNTs)

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- Tod!
- Isn't Mariams a treasure?

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I couldn't gets through
the day without hers.

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Naughty, naughty, Daddys.

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Mustn't yell at your
Baby like thats.

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You're not my daughter.
And we're not a family.

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We're actors, remember?

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You canceled our show because you whined
you weren't getting enough attention.

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But I knows now
I made a boo-boo.

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(SOBBING)

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(MATURE VOICE) It was
hard for me out there.

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I studied and trained and
auditioned, but no one wanted me.

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AUDIENCE:

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Over the years, I remembered how
happy I was with all of you around me,

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and the folks at home
watching me each week. Me.

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(GIRL'S VOICE) Baby-Doll.

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(GIGGLES)

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Now I'm Baby for good,
and everyone will love me agains.

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Hugs, hugs!

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- (RECORDER CLICKS)
- AUDIENCE: Aww.

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Remember that time Poison Ivy
nearly smothered us in those vines

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with the really sharp thorns?

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- Yes.
- This is worse.

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I did learn one thing, though.

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Baby hasn't gotten every
member of her cast.

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In the last season,
the show's ratings began to drop,

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so the producers
introduced a new character.

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Baby's little cousin Spunky.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Oh.

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According to these, Dahl was furious
she was upstaged on her birthday episode

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and walked off the series.

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So why hasn't she gone
after cousin Spunky?

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Maybe she's waiting
for the right occasion.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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(GUITAR PLAYING)

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Excuse me. Excuse me!

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My baby was taking a nap,
and your music woke her up.

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Hey, I have to
practice, you know?

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You're still a stinky
jerk-face, Spunky.

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(couemue)

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(GASPING)

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Wake up, sleepyheads.

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Huh?

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It's time for my birthday party.

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"(GRUNTS) Yay!"

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We're gonna have so much funs.

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- Ready when you are, Ms. Dahl.
- Goodies!

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You all remembers what happened
the last time I had a births-day.

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Poopy old Spunkys pushed
my head in the cake.

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Everybody laughed and laughed.

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- (GASPS)
- Well, I'm laughing now.

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What are you mad at me for?
It wasn't anything personal.

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We were just playing
characters in a TV show.

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(MATURE VOICE) It
was real to me.

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Everybody loved Baby-Doll
until you came along.

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You made them forget me.

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(GIRL'S VOICE) Now
Baby's gonna get evens.

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- No, don't. Stop her.
- WOMAN: Help! Wait!

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It's never too late to
have a happy childhood.

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Blow out the candle, Spunky.
Bet your wish doesn't come trues.

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(GRUNTS)

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(EXPLOSION)

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Cheater! Cheater!
Cheater! Cheater!

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(GUNSHOT)

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Mr. Happy-Head says you're
really gonna get it nows.

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(GUN COCKING)

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(GASPS)

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(MEN GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Thanks, partner.

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Anytime.

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No fairs. No fairs.

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He wasn't Spunky at alls.

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I told Spunky what you were up to.
We switched places.

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Batman rigged me with a
transmitter that led him here.

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Ah, aren't you Mr. Smarty-Heads.

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Mariam!

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Wow, lady, you're good.

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It's a living.

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H I~ya!

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(GROANS)

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H I~ya!

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Get the hostages out.
I'll go after Dahl.

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Right. Hang on, folks.
I'll have you back to reality in a second.

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<i>Yaw.!</i>

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(BELL DINGING)

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MAN: Watch it, kid.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hmm.

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- It's Batman.
- Cool. Hey, Batman, down here.

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00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,354
Hey, do you see what I see?

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00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,232
- Look at those people. It's Batman!
- It's Batman.

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00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,317
- Look.
- Wow, it's Batman.

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00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,152
(EXCITED CHATTER)

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(GRUNTS)

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00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,619
(GROANING)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(CHUCKLING) Silly Mr. Batmans,
can't catch me.

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00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:31,652
Don't run away.
I know you're scared, confused.

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- I can help you.
- Liar, liar, cape on fire.

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00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,749
(GRUNTS)

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00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,544
(GRUNTS)

246
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,839
Nows we're playing by my rules.

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00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,132
(BATMAN GRUNTS)

248
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,805
Game's overs, Mr. Batman.

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00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,432
(LAUGHS)

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00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,975
I wins.

251
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,644
(GUN COCKING)

252
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,065
(GASPS) No fair!

253
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,823
(GASPS)

254
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,835
Look.

255
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,463
(MATURE VOICE)
That's me in there.

256
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,423
The real me.

257
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,676
There I am.

258
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,721
But it's not really real, is it?

259
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:46,268
Just made up and pretend like my
family and my life and everything else.

260
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,734
Why couldn't you just
let me make-believe?

261
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(GUNSHOT)

262
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(GUN CLICKING)

263
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,514
(SOBBING)

264
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,733
(SNIFFLES)

265
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,485
I didn't mean to.

266
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

267
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