Candy Corn lyrics Album freely available at http://ocremix.org/info/Candy_Corn --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. YoshiBlade, VinnyMac - "Intro" [SCENE: Around a campfire telling ghost stories] Camper 1: (Scary music in background) Then... the babysitter saw the hook on the car door behind the dead boyfriend, 'cause the hitchhiker had died 20 years ago that night, because the calls were coming from inside the HOUSE!!!... (Silence) Camper 2: Dude, your stories suck... Camper 1: Oh, come on, that one was really scary. Camper 2: Nope. Not really. Camper 1: OK. I'd like to hear what YOU think is scary. Camper 2: I thought you'd never ask... (thunderclaps in background with demonic laughing) Camper 1: (sarcastic coughing) Cheap... effects. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. YoshiBlade, Stephen Kelly - "Proto-Prologue" [SCENE: The ruins of a future civilization... humanity is on the brink of collapse... an apocalyptic winter envelops everything] Human 1: You can't go to the Proto Dome, the council has... Human 2: (interrupts) The council cares little of the restoration of civilization... only to continue eking out a miserable existence. If my calculations are correct, the ancient computer located in the Proto Dome should still be operational. Human 1: You don't even know if those access codes will work! Human 2: I know if I stay here, I won't last another two cycles... I know my belly aches every night... I know those machines restore my vitality, but I'm still left hungry... I know the sound of mutants howling in the night. I know it's only a matter of time before those robots break through and we're sent to the Geno Dome... all of us! I know that my children shouldn't have to live under a cold metal dome, never knowing the sun or the moon or the SKY. It wasn't always this sick grey... I don't know what's on that computer, but it may hold the key to our survival. Tell my children that I love 'em. (A large metal door slides open into a grey snowstorm) Human 1: You'll tell them yourself. Godspeed... (The second person steps out... gives one look back and marches on, into the uncertain terrain) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Abigail Endsley, XPRTNovice, YoshiBlade - "Clown Dinner" [SCENE: A man and a woman are in a classy restaurant] Mother: This is so nice... it's been forever since we had a night out. Father: (sighs) Agreed. Mother: I just hope the babysitter can handle the kids. Uggh, they can get so rambunctious sometimes. Father: Becky's fine. She came highly recommended from the Williams down the street. Mother: I know, it's... it's just a mother's concern. Maybe I should call... Father: (interrupts) Dear, this is our night. The only thing I want you to be concerned about is what desert you're going to order. Mother: You're right. (phone rings) Mother: Oh, it's... it's the babysitter. Timmy's probably arguing about his bedtime again. Hello? Babysitter: Hi, Mrs. Tanner! Mother: Hi, Becky... is everything alright? How are the kids? Babysitter: Oh, they're fine. I was just calling to ask if I can have the extra ice cream in the fridge? Mother: Of course you can. Babysitter: Thanks, Mrs. Tanner! Oh, and one more thing, can I cover the clown statue in the closet upstairs? Mother: What? Babysitter: The clown statue in the hallway closet? It just give me the creeps... Mother: Get the children out of the house! Babysitter: Why?! Mother: WE DON'T OWN A CLOWN STATUE!!! Mother: (looks to the father) We have got to get home!!! The babysitter says there's a clown in the closet! Father: (silently sits back in chair and breaks eye contact) .......... Mother: Why are you just sitting there?! We have to go! Father: ... Uh... I... yuh err..... um... Mother: (realizing) You bought the clown statue from the SkyMall catalog, didn't you? Father: (looking quite guilty, timidly) Happy... anniversary? Mother: Get in the car, Steven.