Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shell Shocked lyrics
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1-01. Alan Grant & The Velociraptors - "Heroes in a Half-Shell" (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell, Turtle Power

They're the world's most fearsome fighting teens
They're heroes in a half-shell, and they're green
When the evil Shredder attacks,
These Turtle boys don't cut no slack

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell, Turtle Power

1-11. Jivemaster - "Fight Something" (Training)

It's a total shell shock.
It's a total shell shock.

It's a blast from the past
Gonna kick your ass
Only one man standing
And I'll be the last.
Break out the roundhouse
To reach the goal.
And when there's too many
Do the California roll.

Usin' bo, sai, sword, 'chucks,
Things get easy.
But a homing air kick
Is much more pleasing to
Fuck up the Foot,
We're good to go.
Don't talk to the face
'Cause my fist says no.

It's a total shell shock.

Prepare for round two
Get ready for the hit.
Like my main man Vanilla,
You know I'm gonna kick it.
Take you to school,
Try harder than that
That Shredder may be clever,
But I was trained by the rat.

Going toe to toe,
With a beat-making genius,
I'm gonna cut you like
Peter cut Venus.
Pizza with my homeslice
It's time to rock.
Dude, get ready,
For a total shell shock.

It's a total shell shock.